“I’m trading you two in for good kids,” my dad bellowed to Chickenbone and I one summer day long ago after we’d been acting up.
We were shocked. “Trade us in? What do you mean?”, one of us asked.
But, wait! There's more...Mind you, it’s not like I ever got a birthday card from any of them. We’re not exactly close.
The Duke of Bedford, the Duke of Argyll, Ted McGinley, and any member of the Heinz ketchup family could totally send me one, though. Anytime. Really.
No, I’m *asking* if you would send me a card. Please.
But, wait! There's more...I am owned by a cat. Those of you who know me well know Checkers, The Kibble Wrangler, is my world. MY. WORLD. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. Love me, love the cat. It’s a package deal. Now that we’ve established that, realize that she can do little … But, wait! There’s more…
Kernut? What the heck is a “kernut”?
But, wait! There's more...
