Maybe the matches will light a fire and flush out the good ones on Match.com. (If this is your first time here, the Match.com Misadventures starts with this post.) Since my prospects were dwindling on Match.com, I’ve taken to contacting men first. Some I just send a wink to, and … But, wait! There’s more…
Yes, I did. I joined Match.com. Again. I’m not well. I blame the cold medicine that got me to join the Booty Camp to which I’m now addicted. Those two things are related. No, I don’t know how. It’s been about seven years and I’d forgotten about this part: I’ve … But, wait! There’s more…
Holy heart failure Batman! I joined an exercise Boot Camp. In case you don’t know, Boot Camps are a hardcore outdoor exercise program where they run you backwards up hills, and make you do backwards pushups and a ton of squats and other evil stuff. There’s also a strict diet … But, wait! There’s more…
For Ten Things Tuesday… You get a Ten Things Bonus Round! neato. Ten Things I Like About Being Single 1. My stuff is always where I left it. Unless the cat moves it or eats it. Very rare. 2. The cat doesn’t much care how the house looks. Probably why … But, wait! There’s more…
Wow! I got another award! The Beautiful Blogger Award! (I think someone saw my photoshopped picture.) This is from the most sexy Wicked Shawn. Thank you sweetie! *throws kisses* I like her. Come to think of it, the other one was from her, too. (If you’re counting, yes that is … But, wait! There’s more…
Car Shows, Riding on a Harley, Fried Artichokes, and fresh, hot Cinnamon Rolls! What an amazing weekend it’s been! I’ve been out showing my friend from Meeneesooota the sights and it’s been an tour of the senses. That’s partly why I haven’t been around much. Like anyone’s noticed. (I can’t … But, wait! There’s more…
They ask, ‘Why are you single??’ or ‘Why haven’t you been married??’ But when they ask, with face half turned and narrowed eye, the tone says: “Is there something wrong with you that I can’t see??” (Uh, not trying to hide it. At all. Pay attention.) Or it sounds like … But, wait! There’s more…
Kernut? What the heck is a “kernut”?
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