For as conservative as they appear, the Amish do have a healthy sense of humor. Around Pennsylvania Amish Country – with provocatively named towns like Intercourse and Blue Ball (post coming soon, no pun intended) – are giant Amish statues, with bare feet. One has a name: Big Amos. I don’t know if he’s famous. *rim shot* I’m on a roll.
But, wait! There's more...It’s a good thing I’ve become a teetotaler because Texas is full of tea… but it’s black tea. As in oil. My drink of choice happens to be tea made from leaves. But I’d be happy to have a property full of Texas tea.
But, wait! There's more...Big stone heads.
If you say it fast, you may think it’s a reference to tall pot-smokers. But this is a drug-free blog.
And the stone heads are in Texas, where everything is big. I don’t know why everything is big in Texas, but it may have something to do with the size of the state. The state is HUGE so everything else probably needs to be larger to look proportionate.
So someone decided to duplicate the Easter Island heads.
But, wait! There's more...Wow! I got another award! The Beautiful Blogger Award! (I think someone saw my photoshopped picture.) This is from the most sexy Wicked Shawn. Thank you sweetie! *throws kisses* I like her. Come to think of it, the other one was from her, too. (If you’re counting, yes that is … But, wait! There’s more…
