“Gonna bang you like a screen door blowing in a hurricane.” I laughed so hard when I first heard that! Do you know how long I had to wait for a good storm so I could use that title? Months. MONTHS, I tell you. (If you recall, during the last … But, wait! There’s more…
The World’s Largest Gingerbread Cookie
As you can see by his name tag, his real name is Smitty. Smitty helped put Smithville, Texas, in the Guinness World Record Book for the largest gingerbread cookie. I sure wish I’d been there for that. I like cookies. I like big cookies – a lot.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the RV Park: The chickens that don’t lay eggs… A neighbor with a stick-and-brick (that’s full-time RVer lingo for “house”) went on vacation. He asked me to take care of his chickens and barn kitties. Actually, my neighbor didn’t care so much about the barn kitties (welcome to the south), but he did care about the chickens (again, welcome to the south). The chickens that don’t lay eggs.
But, wait! There's more...More old stuff, now in historic Goliad, Texas. The architecture of old mission was mesmerizing. Something about the shape of the Spanish colonial buildings always causes me to gaze at them for a long time.
But, wait! There's more...I could’ve just said “It’s hot,” but folks get a little tired of hearing the same phrase over and over. The weather is a big topic in Texas. The weather channel is included in the channel lineup as if it were one of the major networks. It will come as … But, wait! There’s more…
The unique touristy stores were full of great knick-knacks, but the throngs of rude tourists and frustrated store clerks prompted a hasty retreat. Hence my question: Why is is called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
But, wait! There's more...Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! (A southern saying indicating surprise or astonishment. And that, my dear Kernutties, is your lesson for today.) Imagine my surprise and delight when I discovered there was a Toilet Seat Art Museum in San Antonio. I know! Barney Smith, the toilet … But, wait! There’s more…
It’s time to get out of Dodge. There’s a storm a brewin’ and I’m a goin’.
If you watch the Weather Channel at all you may have seen that central Texas is now marshland. It’s like a doughnut of land with a lake in place of the doughnut hole.
But, wait! There's more...A seven-foot-tall jackalope was spotted in Wimberley, Texas!
The furry jackrabbit-antelope hybrid was seen wearing a horse saddle, and galloping through Hill Country after throwing a unknown blond rider.
But, wait! There's more...A migrating pod of American White Pelicans landed on the lake a couple evenings ago. (This is the lake where I’m currently parked.)
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