Tales From the RV Park: The Pig Got Poked
Word of the Day: Farrow. When your pig got poked and is due to have a litter of piglets. Because this is the country, folks. There can be pigs at RV parks.
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You can put your boots in the oven
You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits. (A saying that means, “You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn’t change what it is.”) But this post is about boots. And maybe biscuits.
But, wait! There's more...Black Gold, Texas Tea. Oil, that is.
It’s a good thing I’ve become a teetotaler because Texas is full of tea… but it’s black tea. As in oil. My drink of choice happens to be tea made from leaves. But I’d be happy to have a property full of Texas tea.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the RV Park: Perpetually Plastered Goes to the Pokey
Perpetually Plastered (first introduced here) has done it again.
But let me back up a bit… Perpetually Plastered got his first DUI at 13. Yes, thirteen years old. He wasn’t legally old enough to drive, let alone drink. I learned this when I ran a little background check on him and came across an old newspaper article from his home town. The arresting officer
But, wait! There's more...Updates on Tales From the RV Park, The Office, and The Life of Pye
Updates on Tales From the RV Park, Tales From the Office, and The Life of Pye. The office has snakes; a guy died at the RV park; and Pye is still nutty.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the New Office: It’s A Zoo and I’m in Quarantine
It says: ATTENTION: Do not let Rozko (“Roscoe”) out of office. He must be quarantined for 10 DAYS! If he shows signs or dies, I have rabies. (signed by the boss)
It might as well say, “Rabies inside your new office, but don’t worry about it – you can keep working.”
But, wait! There's more...Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Why DID the chicken cross the road? Since arriving in the Texas countryside I’ve seen loose chickens scratchin’ and peckin’ in front yards. There can be anywhere from five to ten chickens at a time. They aren’t wild by any means, but they are true “free range” chickens.
But, wait! There's more...A BIG Dime in a Box in Dime Box, Texas. Not making this up.
There it was: A big dime, about two feet across, in a big plexiglass box – in Dime Box, Texas.
Folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
It was awesome.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the RV Park: Tush Shot Her Car
Remember Tush? She’s a tad on the friendly side – if you’re a man. If you’re a woman, she’s jealous and insecure, and has been known to threaten women who she thinks “looked” at Hatin’ – not that anyone in their right mind would.
Tush and Hatin’ fight all the time, and that’s what makes the following story all the more curious…
Tush shot her car. Yes, with a gun.
But, wait! There's more...Scrap Art Cars in Beeville, Texas
Scrap Art Cars in Beeville, Texas
Beeville is a cute town, just on the edge of the Eagle Ford Shale (the big area of land running diagonally across the middle of south central Texas where most of the oil and gas come from). There was a fantastic art car and scrap metal exhibit at the Beeville Art Museum almost a year ago (that there is the long overdue part).
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