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Tales From The RV Park: Kid steals golf cart – It does not end well

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 25, 2020 by KernutJuly 25, 2020

I uttered an expletive (or two), wrapped myself in a towel and opened the front door just in time to see a little kid trying to speed away (rather poorly) in a golf cart.

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Posted in Tales From the RV Park, When I'm Not Here, WTF? | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Trouble, WTF?

In the Time of The Coronapocalypse

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 20, 2020 by KernutApril 20, 2020
Finished Netflix. Now what?

Oddities during the Time of The Coronapocalypse.

I learned I love stillness in the world.

I learned I have grandiose dreams (yeah, I know that shouldn’t come as such a surprise to me) that I will not fulfill when given half the chance. (<--- THAT came as the real surprise.) I attended a virtual memorial for a friend. There were over 150 people on the Zoom call honoring JG's memory. He was a good man who touched many lives and helped countless people. I aspire to do half as well as JG. I had a birthday anniversary of my 29th birthday during the Coronapocalypse and no one came. (Ok, ok, no one could come, but that's not the point.) I had cake for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and exercised for dinner. I learned you could finish Netflix. Disney+, sure. But Netflix? Never saw that coming.  And most surprising to me, I miss the energy of people.

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Posted in Delusions of Grandeur, When I'm Not Here, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Umm what?, Zombies Are Coming

New York part 2: Central Park and The Met

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 28, 2020 by KernutJanuary 26, 2020

While taking a bite out of the Big Apple, several bucket list items were checked off: Times Square, eating NY-style pizza in NY, The Top of The Rock, Central Park, and The Met.

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Posted in New York, Travel, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Travel, Weird wacky wonderful

Taking a bite out of The Big Apple

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 26, 2020 by KernutJanuary 26, 2020
Times Square selfie

My first time as a tourist in The Big Apple was amazing: Times Square, NY-style pizza, Top of The Rock, Central Park, and The Met! It was another business trip on which I followed Jeff but, but unlike Minnesota, it was warm and we had a blast!

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Posted in New York, When I'm Not Here, Wonderful | Tagged Adventures, Travel, Weird wacky wonderful

My best friend died today.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 15, 2019 by KernutFebruary 15, 2019

Time stopped for me today. Jeff, my best friend, my love, my partner in crime passed away. That one person who cared about the minutiae of my day isn’t here anymore.

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Posted in Adventures, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul, Thank You, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Gentlemen, Love

USS Alabama is in — Alabama

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 28, 2018 by KernutMarch 5, 2018
I can't begin to imagine how LOUD those must be when firing.

For all you history buffs and statisticians: The USS Alabama (BB-60), a South Dakota-class battleship, was the sixth ship of the United States Navy named after the US state of Alabama. The Alabama was commissioned in 1942 and served in World War II in the Atlantic and Pacific theaters and decommisioned in January, 1947.

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Posted in Alabama, Panic Much, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Panic Shmanic, Worlds Largest

Depression is a Bitch

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2016 by KernutJuly 29, 2016
This is how I feel, like a shadow of a whole person.

I am not brave in my own admission; it took me over a year to finish this post. Many famous, and far better writers have divulged their own personal struggles. I am not jumping on the bandwagon, not trying to be one of the crowd. It is their own bravery that has given me the strength to admit this, to tell you out there in internet land, how I feel, and share some of the struggles I’ve been too ashamed to write about. If it offers comfort to someone else to know they are not alone, that’s all the better. Then this will have been for something useful.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, I Don't Have A Category, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, Life, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sometimes it's not funny

Moving slower than molasses on a cold day.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 12, 2016 by KernutMarch 15, 2016

Kerrville Chalk Festival

Every summer Kerrville hosts a chalk art festival. The pictures were amazing. They had a few food trucks at the event. One was Spike TV’s “Frankenfood” winner, Brooklyn-born Chef David “Bully” Page. I had his famous PB & J Shrimp Po’boy. Awesome!

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Posted in Texas, When I'm Not Here, Wonderful | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, Weird wacky wonderful

See a man about a horse: Amish Country, PA

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 28, 2015 by KernutDecember 13, 2015
The horse isn't supposed to look at us.

Why east and north? I recently went to Pennsylvania Amish Country – and I loved it! I was beautiful, the people were friendly, and the towns clean. When I told my father how beautiful it was, he agreed and said it was the prettiest of all the states he’s been to (and he’s been to most all of them). I hear the weather sucks in the winter, but so far it’s still warmer and drier than Texas and Oklahoma. Yes, as I write this, it is warmer and drier in the northeast and has been for the last several weeks.

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Posted in It's the country, Pennsylvania, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Amish Country, Pennsylania

I went to see some old stuff

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 19, 2015 by KernutJuly 19, 2015
The "Come and Take It" cannon.

Come and Take It cannon. I don’t often go to see old stuff, unless of course, the weird and wacky roadside attraction I’m visiting happens to have been created a long time ago and is therefore old by default.

Not this time. This attraction’s only claim to roadside attraction fame is age. Okay, okay, some folks prefer the word “historical”. Whatever. It’s old. This particular city is rich in history, as is all of Texas. And it’s all about a cannon.

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Posted in Texas, When I'm Not Here | Tagged I Got Nothing, Things You Should Know

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