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In the Time of The Coronapocalypse

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Oddities during the Time of The Coronapocalypse.

I learned I love stillness in the world.

I learned I have grandiose dreams (yeah, I know that shouldn’t come as such a surprise to me) that I will not fulfill when given half the chance. (<--- THAT came as the real surprise.) I attended a virtual memorial for a friend. There were over 150 people on the Zoom call honoring JG's memory. He was a good man who touched many lives and helped countless people. I aspire to do half as well as JG. I had a birthday anniversary of my 29th birthday during the Coronapocalypse and no one came. (Ok, ok, no one could come, but that's not the point.) I had cake for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and exercised for dinner. I learned you could finish Netflix. Disney+, sure. But Netflix? Never saw that coming.  And most surprising to me, I miss the energy of people.

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In the Land of the Vampires

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Three things you may or may not know about NOLA (that’s “New Orleans, Louisiana,” for those of you who don’t get out much) and vampires:New Orleans is purportedly the home to 50 real vampires, according to a study by Louisiana State University doctoral candidate John Edgar Browning.The vampires have their own association, New Orleans Vampire Association (NOVA).There’s a New Orleans Vampire Tour. Naturally.

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Tales From the RV Park: Zombie Rat 8, Kernut 0

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The zombie rat is winning. I first began hearing things “go bump in the night” a few weeks ago: a bump on the underside of the RV, a bump in the front. I wondered what critter had enough body mass to make a thud that reverberated through the chassis. And then Pye started sitting in the well of the drivers seat, where your feet go, staring at the wall that separates the peddles from the engine.

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I told my therapist about you. Because the zombie apocalypse is coming and you need a shirt.

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  I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…

I was eaten by a giant dinosaur, and then I found millions of Zombie Fish.

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When I escaped (and we won’t go into how, but we’ll just say he let me go), I went to the Salton Sea Beach.

And then I walked on the millions of dead fish that cover the shore.

Lemme esplain… (and you might not want to look at the pictures or go any farther if you’re eating lunch.)

Ok, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The Salton Sea Beach is on the eastern side of the Salton Sea in southern California. It’s a wonderful park and campground full of amenities. And the birdwatching is terrific.

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Brain-eating Amoeba – I Think I Have This

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I just heard about this ‘brain-eating amoeba’ and I think I have it. It sure would explain a lot. We’re all on well water at the place I’ve been RV camping for much of the last month. At first, I drank the water (after filtering it) thinking ‘Ooh, well water! … But, wait! There’s more…

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student – UPDATED

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First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store. You. Guys. Are. Awesome. (I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.) In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com … But, wait! There’s more…