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My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student – UPDATED

Kernut the Blond Posted on by

First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store.

You. Guys. Are. Awesome.

(I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.)

In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com men, cling-ons, and utterly dull coffee dates, I made a few new things. I told several I was too busy “working” to go out with them. I was making these t-shirts. Yup, totally busy working.

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student - and he was tasty.

My Zombie Squirrel Ate Your Honor Student

My Zombie Squirrel Ate Your Honor Student Bumper Sticker

"My Zombie Squirrel Ate Your Honor Student" bumper sticker. Also on t-shirt.

My Zombie Dad Ate Your Soccer Mom (Thank you John C for this idea)

My Zombie Dad Ate Your Soccer Mom

My Zombie Dad Ate Your Soccer Mom

My Zombie Cat Ate Your AKC Dog

my zombie cat ate your AKC dog tshirt

My Zombie Cat Ate Your AKC Dog

Zombies Hate Fast Food (for the healthy zombie in you)

Zombies Hate Fast Food

Zombies Hate Fast Food t-shirt.


Breaking from the theme ’cause I’m versatile like that, for you dog lovers:

My Dingo Ate Your Honor Student

My Dingo Ate Your Honor Student

My Dingo Ate Your Honor Student (and it's about f'n time)

The Dog Walkers. Forget the whispering, we walk and talk.

The Dog Walkers. Forget the whispering, we walk and talk.

"The Dog Walkers" is on the front. "Forget the whispering, we walk and talk." is on the back. (special request)

My personal favorites are:

My Zombie Ate Your Twilight Character

My Zombie Ate Your Twilight Character

My Zombie Ate Your Twilight Character and it was tasty

UPDATED: Apparently the humorless douche-canoes of Twilight Enterprises do not understand parody. They made the store pull my awesome t-shirt. Umm, helooo Twilight Enterprises people??? Zombies aren’t real. THIS IS CALLED A PARODY (See Fair Use Laws, assholes) AND IS NOT BREAKING ANY LAWS. Probably. About the zombies.

I made another shirt. They better not veto this one or I’ll send my team of rabid lawyers after them.

Team Zombie Ate Teams Ed and Jacob (because they’re douche-canoes)

Team Zombie Ate Teams Ed and Jacob

Team Zombie Ate Teams Ed and Jacob

Team Zombie (thank you Chickenbone!)

Team Zombie

Team Zombie. (When you've chosen the right side.)

Pretty funny, huh? HAHAA I crack me up! And sometimes I’m the only one laughing.

*cricket*

All items are customizable! If there’s something you’d like to see, or you have an idea for a shirt, mug, bumper sticker, skateboard, sneakers, whatever, please post it in the comments and I’ll make it for you.

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My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student – UPDATED — 10 Comments

    • Thank you! 🙂 Now if only Summit Entertainment and Zazzle would learn the definition of a parody, and realize it’s not against the law to spoof Twilight, maybe I could sell a couple.

  2. What is this zombie fetish infesting the blogosphere? Twilight is as dumb as a box of Palins, but at least they’re not fetid rotting corpse undead. (They’re pretty, oversexed and melodramatic undead)

    Is The Blogess patient zero in this epidemic, with her oft mentioned Zombie Apocalypse?

    All that being said, I kinda like the zombie cat.

    • LMAO ‘Dumb as a box of Palins’ AAHAHAAA

      Several books have been written about the Zombie Apocalypse, starting back in 2004 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_apocalypse).

      The Bloggess has decided to fight, but I have decided to assimilate. I’ve appointed myself Queen of The Zombies. We will farm humans for brains. Those who agree to join me, may pick those humans they wish spared from the brain farms. I’ve decided to spare Josh Holloway and George Clooney. Should you align your allegiance with me, you too may pick humans to spare. Of course, they will be zombied.

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