By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about.

Maybe more so than you’d like.

Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat.

For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d like a few t-shirts and bumper stickers from places you haven’t yet been.

If you have a shirt that says “I stood on the corner in Winslow, Arizona” or a bumper sticker that says “I’ve been to Purgatory and back… Purgatory Correctional Facility, Utah” people will think you’ve been there.

And that you’re cool. Naturally.

No need to tell them you haven’t been.

Or, if you have been there, now you can get the shirt you forgot to buy.

Yup, I’m helpful that way. You’re welcome.

Purgatory bumper sticker and T-shirts

 

Stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona t-shirts

 

What about those “My kid was student of the month at the local school I’m advertising for” bumper stickers? NO! NO! I didn’t make any of those. I made these instead…

My zombie ate your honor student bumper sticker

My zombie squirrel ate your honor student bumper sticker

 

My dingo ate your honor student bumper sticker

 

My kid was inmate of the month at the state penitentiary. You know, in case your kid wasn’t one of the other 29 classmates that was kid of the month.

 

Whose kids are these and why do they keep calling me ‘Mom’?

Get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse – only one shopping week left!

Then, of course, there is the impending Zombie Apocalypse coming December 21. For all you fellow zombie fans, there are t-shirts and bumper stickers. Get your zombie gear now because when the apocalypse starts I won’t be designing t-shirts anymore. I plan to assimilate and become Queen of the Zombies.

I heart Zombies mugs and t-shirts

My zombie dad ate your soccer mom

 

Cycle zombie – Zombies hate fast food

DANGER: Zombies and Ninjas and Laser and Shit

And if you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time, you could probably use one of these…