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Life Before The Computer

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 8, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Casual Friday for the telecommuter.

Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Humor, To Lazy To Write

Zombie Attack Plan – Got One?

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 28, 2010 by KernutAugust 29, 2010

Serious studies have been undertaken by scientists on the likelihood of civilization’s survival in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. I’m not making this up, people. Several scientific (?) groups have undertaken Zombology, the study of zombies, postulating the outcome of a zombie attack, and general zombie-preparedness. Finally, your tax … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Zombies Are Coming

Q & A Sexionnaire

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 16, 2010 by KernutAugust 16, 2010
Questions and Answers.

Before I start, let me just tell you all this is the only question I’ve received in months. Months. Ummm, is anyone still out there? Anonymous Question: Do you still enjoy ALL the actions of sex? Answer: Ok, so I have to wonder why you said ‘still’. Do I somehow … But, wait! There’s more…

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Not At BlogHer – Live Blogging From LA

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 7, 2010 by KernutAugust 9, 2010
Freezing in Santa Cruz

Hello My Dear Kernutties from sunny cloudy Los Angeles! Since I’m #NotAtBlogHer (and totally jealous of all the blogalicious gals who went), I’m doing this. Yay for you! I’m hoping to do live tweets from my trip to LA this weekend. But my phone isn’t a “smart phone”, it’s only … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Travel, Twitter Is Sucking Me In | Tagged Live Blogging Through Twitter, Twitter, Twitter Owns My Soul

Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 8, 2010 by KernutMarch 31, 2016

It was awesome! He’s very funny, smart, self-deprecating, and very approachable. Apparently, the latter is against the opinion of his detractors.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Humor, Social Media | Tagged Facebook, Twitter

On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 6, 2010 by KernutJuly 22, 2010

It’s true my dear Kernutties – I Went To Jail 4th of July Weekend. The pokey, the joint,  the big house, the slammer. The Greybar Hotel. The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson). I was a guest of the state. Alas, this time I did … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Jobs I Had, Travel, Who cares | Tagged Alcatraz, Jail Bait, San Francisco

Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 30, 2010 by KernutJune 30, 2010

I know many of my seven readers have children. Intending my blog to always be informational, I want to share some great parenting tips with you all. What? Just because I’m not a parent to a human doesn’t mean I don’t have great parenting ideas for you. Seriously, don’t judge. … But, wait! There’s more…

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14 Signs You’re Over 40

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 25, 2010 by KernutOctober 18, 2012

We interrupt the regularly scheduled post to bring you… well, this. First, let me just say I did not write this. I wish I had, but I didn’t. The following was sent via email by a friend… If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious. When I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Humor, Life

We Say ‘Dude’ In These Here Parts

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 11, 2010 by KernutMay 9, 2012

I’m fascinated by linguistics, especially the colloquialisms specific to a certain region. We all have them, and those little words can give an indication of where you grew up, or lived for many years. Also when you grew up. A friend is visiting from Minnesota. He’s never been to California … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Humor, That's How We Roll | Tagged California, Things That Make you Go Huh

Random Things I Found Funny This Week

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 25, 2010 by KernutOctober 11, 2010

My Blog is a Guilty Pleasure Pepperidge Farm Doesn’t Understand Me UPS Hires Basketball Players My Gift: Some Assembly, and Transportation, Required Google Searches Confuse Me, and Others (Really, I’ve got nothing. And sometimes Google has nothing, too.) A friend emailed me the other day to tell he how much … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Random Rants, Who cares | Tagged I Got Nothing, random

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