This is part 2 of my trip to Spain. (Part 1 in the series is here: The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…) Advance apologies for the length and rantiness of this post. I promise the next will just be about my adventures and impressions of Spain. When we left off… … But, wait! There’s more…
It’s like trying to reason with a lizard… that’s the part of the brain that’s active in times like these. Just try to tell a lizard what to do. Let me know how that goes.
But, wait! There's more...My Blog is a Guilty Pleasure Pepperidge Farm Doesn’t Understand Me UPS Hires Basketball Players My Gift: Some Assembly, and Transportation, Required Google Searches Confuse Me, and Others (Really, I’ve got nothing. And sometimes Google has nothing, too.) A friend emailed me the other day to tell he how much … But, wait! There’s more…
FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.
But, wait! There's more...Lucky WTF? Charms To help brighten up the sterilized sea of cubicles where I work, each holiday we decorate a pass-through/hallway. It helps give the place a little color, and is a good excuse not to be at our desks for 15 minutes. We also include a plate of cookies … But, wait! There’s more…
So, what does any self-respecting procrastinator do at a time like this? Find great shit to read on the internet. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to share my findings. These had me laughing so hard they brought tears to my eyes…
But, wait! There's more...The 6’ tall gray cubicle walls are lightly padded for my protection, not unlike the padded cells of a funny-farm.
I suspect they are grooming me for transfer to the psych ward.
But, wait! There's more...I got flowers last night. A big bouquet of beautiful red roses.
Ok, so they were from a complete stranger. But he’s totally hot.
But, wait! There's more...Dating Advice for Social Media from my MySpace blog in 2007 (a time when I was much more jaded than now – if that’s possible). While originally about MySpace, much of this also applies to Facebook. MySpace made me über jaded about dating. It’s all MySpace’s fault for letting those … But, wait! There’s more…
