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Category Archives: Snarky

Unsolicited Advice. Let’s all sing “Let It Go”

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 5, 2015 by KernutFebruary 5, 2015

Yeah. Let me tell you about that “help”. That “help” comes in the form of unsolicited advice. I’ve been guilty of this, too. And, Heaven forbid, you don’t take their advice. Holy Overbearing Control-freak Shit Storm, Batman!

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Posted in I'm Too Young, Random Rants, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Things You Should Know

Tales From the RV Park: Men Overboard

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 10, 2014 by KernutJuly 27, 2014

And that’s why I’m back volunteering at the park as a Park Host today when a little girl runs in to the office and yells, “Someone in the lake is yelling ‘HELP! HELP!’.”

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Posted in Snarky, Tales From the RV Park | Tagged Tales From the RV Park

Online Dating: Emails for Your Amusement

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 11, 2014 by KernutFebruary 11, 2014

You all are funny, and patient, and kind – and you are the reason I continue to slog through the junk in my online dating inbox. Your comments give me hope and encouragement there just might be a good guy among all the frogs in the online dating arena, and in the real world.

I thought you might enjoy reading a couple more of the less-than-stellar emails I got. These guys did not make it past what you see here, but the interaction makes for decent blog fodder – and as a warning to anyone considering dating again.

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Posted in Dating, Snarky | Tagged Dating Sucks, Snarky

Online Dating: Oh, my. Well, this explains a lot.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 5, 2014 by KernutAugust 7, 2015

What is it with the laziness of men and online dating? Why, after they’ve indicated interest, can’t they email first, or even ask a woman out?

There is one guy with whom I’ve had quite a few emails. I’ve never been excited about him. So little so that I can’t even come up with a good nickname for him. I’m just going to call him Mass Email Guy.

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Posted in Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Dating Sucks, Gentlemen

Online Dating: The Hunter-Gatherer Principle

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 1, 2014 by KernutFebruary 4, 2014

I love the look of a man who is a bit stocky, or thick. Big shoulders, strong hairy legs, slightly muscular build – but not too “cut” – and just a little “extra” around the middle. He may not even consider his body looks good. (Many of you have heard me say this before. Sorry. I tend to repeat myself in person, too, so don’t feel alone.)

“The Hunter-Gatherer Principle” is just the name I’ve always called my preference for that look. My sister, on the other hand, prefers the very lean and toned look (and that’s how you would describe her husband). We don’t have a name for her preference, but she doesn’t have a blog so it doesn’t matter.

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Posted in Dating, Snarky | Tagged Dating Sucks, Single

How Not to Ask Me For a Date

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 7, 2011 by KernutDecember 10, 2011

Mostly, I get wonderful, sweet and praising emails from you folks. I save them all. Sometimes the BS I get in my inbox requires a special rant. This is one of those times. As the Match.com Dating Chronicles and Dating Exiled Royalty attest, my love life has been nothing if … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Single

The Matches Couldn’t Start A Fire With Gasoline and A Lighter

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 12, 2011 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

Well, it’s been an interesting (read: weird and dull) couple of weeks with my latest Match.com escapades. (This is post number gazillion in my Match.com misadventures.) I’ve noticed a similarity between almost all of the interested men on Match.com: They will make an attempt to schedule a date, including one … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Humor, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Single Life

Internet Dating FAIL, Part 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 21, 2010 by KernutMarch 28, 2010

FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Humor, Random Rants, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Humor, Single, WTF?

Internet Dating FAIL, part 1

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 17, 2010 by KernutMarch 22, 2010

Oh, it gets better.

His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Humor, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Rants, Single, Snarky

How Not To MySpace (or Facebook)

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 3, 2010 by KernutOctober 14, 2012

Dating Advice for Social Media from my MySpace blog in 2007 (a time when I was much more jaded than now – if that’s possible). While originally about MySpace, much of this also applies to Facebook. MySpace made me über jaded about dating. It’s all MySpace’s fault for letting those … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Random Rants, Snarky, Social Media | Tagged Dating, Facebook, MySpace, Twitter

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