I am owned by a cat. Those of you who know me well know Checkers, The Kibble Wrangler, is my world. MY. WORLD. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. Love me, love the cat. It’s a package deal. Now that we’ve established that, realize that she can do little … But, wait! There’s more…
Workforced.com – This Office Doesn’t Work People, I’ve found a fellow cube-dweller and sufferer of my cube-shaped bit of hell. My heart it full. While stalking perusing one of my favorite blogs, Midget Man of Steel’s Mental Poo, I read his interview with Don Joe from Workforced.com. Comic GENIUS – … But, wait! There’s more…
The Time Penny Was Attacked by The Killer Bees When I was a delinquent young teenager in Capitola, I had some friends with whom I regularly got into trouble had adventures. (See: My First Brush With The Law). One of the places we would regularly go to find trouble was … But, wait! There’s more…
It was a match made in heaven: Three gals, three guys, a wee party, and an illegal bonfire.
But, wait! There's more...FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.
But, wait! There's more...Lucky WTF? Charms To help brighten up the sterilized sea of cubicles where I work, each holiday we decorate a pass-through/hallway. It helps give the place a little color, and is a good excuse not to be at our desks for 15 minutes. We also include a plate of cookies … But, wait! There’s more…
Oh, it gets better.
His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.
But, wait! There's more...So, what does any self-respecting procrastinator do at a time like this? Find great shit to read on the internet. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to share my findings. These had me laughing so hard they brought tears to my eyes…
But, wait! There's more...Kernut? What the heck is a “kernut”?
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