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Category Archives: Dating

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Ten Things I Like About Being Single And Ten Things I Don’t

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 26, 2010 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
single vs relationship

For Ten Things Tuesday… You get a Ten Things Bonus Round! neato. Ten Things I Like About Being Single 1. My stuff is always where I left it. Unless the cat moves it or eats it. Very rare. 2. The cat doesn’t much care how the house looks. Probably why … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Single and Loving It, Ten Things | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Random crap

I Brought Sand To The Beach

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 10, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Head in the sand.

My sister, Chickenbone, once told me ‘Don’t bring sand to the beach.’

Me: ???

Chickenbone: If you’re single, don’t bring a date to a party.

Me: (still) ???

Chickebone: …where there are single men.

Me (a minute later): Ohhhh. (the light bulb isn’t always super bright, folks)

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Random Rants | Tagged Dating, random, Rants

The Plane to Spain, part 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 30, 2010 by KernutJune 6, 2010

This is part 2 of my trip to Spain. (Part 1 in the series is here: The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…) Advance apologies for the length and rantiness of this post. I promise the next will just be about my adventures and impressions of Spain. When we left off… … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating, Random Rants, Reviews, Travel | Tagged Rants, Spain, Travel

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 28, 2010 by KernutAugust 21, 2010

This kind of weirdness permeated the entire trip. Permeated it like a thick black tar. Not unlike the crap washing ashore in Louisiana and Santa Barbara right this moment: That oil-drilling residue tar that just sticks to you and is damn near impossible to remove. Ever have that shit stuck on your feet? It’s hella hard to get off.

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Posted in Adventures, Dating, International Incident, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged Dating, Panic Shmanic, Spain, Travel

Dating Advice From The Unqualified

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 23, 2010 by KernutMay 27, 2010

Here are 5 Dating Tips…

1. Coffee dates are the kiss of death.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating, Good manners, Single

The Birds, The Bees, and Pigeon Porn

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2010 by KernutMay 10, 2010

Then I see something interestingly familiar… the male starts slowly inching towards the female.

Male: Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait….

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Posted in Animals, Dating, The Birds and The Bees | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it, The Birds and The Bees

Internet Dating FAIL, Part 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 21, 2010 by KernutMarch 28, 2010

FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Humor, Random Rants, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Humor, Single, WTF?

Internet Dating FAIL, part 1

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 17, 2010 by KernutMarch 22, 2010

Oh, it gets better.

His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Humor, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Rants, Single, Snarky

How Not To MySpace (or Facebook)

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 3, 2010 by KernutOctober 14, 2012

Dating Advice for Social Media from my MySpace blog in 2007 (a time when I was much more jaded than now – if that’s possible). While originally about MySpace, much of this also applies to Facebook. MySpace made me über jaded about dating. It’s all MySpace’s fault for letting those … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Random Rants, Snarky, Social Media | Tagged Dating, Facebook, MySpace, Twitter

‘Why are you single?’

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 1, 2010 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

They ask, ‘Why are you single??’ or ‘Why haven’t you been married??’ But when they ask, with face half turned and narrowed eye, the tone says: “Is there something wrong with you that I can’t see??” (Uh, not trying to hide it. At all. Pay attention.) Or it sounds like … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating, Life, Single

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