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I was eaten by a giant dinosaur, and then I found millions of Zombie Fish.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 25, 2012 by KernutFebruary 25, 2012

When I escaped (and we won’t go into how, but we’ll just say he let me go), I went to the Salton Sea Beach.

And then I walked on the millions of dead fish that cover the shore.

Lemme esplain… (and you might not want to look at the pictures or go any farther if you’re eating lunch.)

Ok, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The Salton Sea Beach is on the eastern side of the Salton Sea in southern California. It’s a wonderful park and campground full of amenities. And the birdwatching is terrific.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Worlds Largest, WTF? | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Weird wacky wonderful

Border Patrol = Reno 911

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 1, 2012 by KernutFebruary 2, 2012

The scene: An empty two-lane highway at 8:30 pm on a Wednesday night. My car: The nice tow car previously pictured, carrying two blond-haired white people (me and the aforementioned house guest) slowly driving back to their campsite in Slab City after a day at the nearby RV park pool, hanging with sober … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, WTF? | Tagged Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors

Slab City is, umm, different. Very different. Kind of like me. Sort of.

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 13, 2012 by KernutAugust 3, 2016

Many RVers know about Slab City, some like it, some don’t, but everyone said, ‘You have to experience it at least once.’

I asked, ‘Why? What’s the attraction?’ No one could really say why, they just said it was ‘different’.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Adventures, California, WTF? | Tagged RV Travels, Umm what?

I met a naked man in Quartzsite, Arizona.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 5, 2011 by KernutAugust 17, 2013
Reader's Oasis bookstore, home of the naked man, in Quartzsite, Arizona.

Everyone told me “There’s a naked man in Quartzsite, Arizona. You’ve got to go there.” Well, duh! Of course I do. My friends, and folks I meet on my travels, give me some of the best tips. I love you people! They were right, as usual: he was naked except … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in TMI, Travel, Wacky, WTF? | Tagged RV Travels, Umm what?, Weird wacky wonderful

Mollie Lost Her Nipple In Purgatory But I Found It

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 3, 2011 by KernutNovember 7, 2012
Mollie's Nipple in Huricane, UT

I found Mollie’s Nipple on the way to Purgatory. I can only assume Mollie is walking around with one nipple. It’s a butte named “Mollie’s Nipple”. Makes you wonder if Mollie was a popular saloon gal back in the day. Or if she lost one in a bar fight. Have … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Fuckin Hollywood, Humor, Monterey, Travel, WTF? | Tagged Humor, RV Travels

God Grant Me The Senility

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 19, 2010 by KernutNovember 21, 2010

Ahh, what a lovely day. (UPDATED: This should say “week”.) Ok, I’m lying. Totally fucking lying. (I apologize for the cussing, but sometimes only a cuss word will do. There are more, just so you know. I probably have that cussing disease today, you may want to leave now.) You … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, WTF? | Tagged Life, Rants, WTF?

Witness Protection Program Inductee

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 13, 2010 by KernutNovember 13, 2010

The oddness that was my week: First up… I work in a large office building with the standard Men’s and Women’s community bathrooms on each floor. Men’s, and Women’s. Two bathrooms. One for each sex. The other morning I grabbed the key and crossed the hallway to the Women’s room. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Random Rants, Reviews, WTF? | Tagged WTF?

Capitola Begonia Festival is Live Blogging FAIL #2

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 6, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Capitola Begonia Festival 2010. Outlaw 36 Gang's Octopus's Garden.

What is it with me and these Live Blogging fails?? Seriously. I don’t claim to be a techno genius, but it shouldn’t be this hard. Twitter hates me. That’s all I can think of. Or, my unicorn force field has disturbed the ability of my technology to function correctly. Crap. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Beaches, Twitter Is Sucking Me In, WTF? | Tagged Beaches, Twitter, Twitter Owns My Soul

I Had Da Powers – Nuclear, That Is

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 4, 2010 by KernutJuly 15, 2012
Boiling Water Reactor Schematic

General Electric builds boiling water reactors (BWR), a type of nuclear power plant. I drew fixed the seriously degraded schematics that trained the new power plant employees. No, I’m not a nuclear scientist. I’m not an electrician. I had skills as a pen and ink artist. That’s it. Yes, that … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Jobs I Had, WTF? | Tagged Office life

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