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Tales From the RV Park and Pye Needs A Pill

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 27, 2014 by KernutAugust 21, 2014

Yes, folks it’s true, I have left Cow-Chicken-Oil Town and am now at a new one. Still in Texas, this town has oil, but no cows or chickens! The new RV park is larger, has a pool, a rec room, and more people! This means new fodder for Tales.

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Posted in Animals, Tales From the RV Park | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tales From the RV Park

The day Pye stowed away in the RV chassis for 150 miles.

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 20, 2014 by KernutMay 11, 2014
A few minutes after she decided the inside was better than the undercarriage.

In the latest episode of crazy shit Pye does, she stowed away in the chassis/undercarriage of my RV for almost 150 miles and 3.5 hours!

*blond lemming faints*

Friday morning, on my way to meet up with a group of other single RVers, I packed up the RV for the first time in a long time. I was excited to finally be taking the RV on the road. But, like so many things, this packing up made Bipolar Pye nervous. (Last time I moved from one side of the park to the other, she peed on the driver’s seat.)

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Posted in Adventures, Animals, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tharn, WTF?

Holiday Letter From Da Kitteh

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 20, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014

Holiday Letter From Da Kitteh

Oh hai! Mah naym iz Pye. Im teh kitteh hoo showd up on mah hoomanz doorstep last yer. I decidd to adopt her an let her be mah mom. Last yer, I wuz to lil to rite Holidai Lettr Frum Teh Kitteh, so u didnt hear frum me. But im hooj kitteh nao so u git ur furst holidai lettr frum me!

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Posted in Good For The Soul, Guest Post | Tagged Cats, Funny Stuff, Life of Pye, Love, Smile because you can

Because my bipolar cat told me to.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2013 by KernutNovember 22, 2013
"Meow?" "Yes, Kitty, in a minute."

A conversation about talking to your cat started on Facebook after a friend posted the above graphic. Many people were quick to confess their conversations with a cat. It seems we all talk to our pets, and are completely secure in this. If we are ‘crazy cat people’, we’re all OK with others knowing it. I, for one, will talk to my cat in front of people without a second thought.

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Posted in Animals, Humor | Tagged Cats, Things That Make you Go Huh

There’s no i in team, but there are two u’s in shut up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 27, 2013 by KernutOctober 28, 2013
Peter Pan costume.

Why is it when some people have an issue, rather than discuss it like a rational human being they decide to lash out? *sigh*

Or even worse, they assume something completely moronic and then lash out like they know everything? And why is it some people run the minute there is any conflict? How can you get to be that old and not have learned SOME communication skills??

But never mind this for now, I really don’t care. Instead I will try to live by this message from Joel Osteen (posted on Facebook, thanks to reader Greg V.):

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Posted in Animals, Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Cats, random

The Life of Pye: Puss in boots, one year later.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 21, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
"Hold meh, Boot. Hold da kitteh."

It’s been a year since Pye appeared on my doorstep. A year of learning about relationships, for both of us. Yes, I’m referring to my cat as if she’s a person. Please see the tag line under the title of this blog for the explanation.

We’re going to skip what I’ve learned about relationships this past year or so; I’ll save that for another time. Let’s move on to Pye for now, shall we?

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Posted in Animals, Good For The Soul, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Love, Things You Should Know

The Life of Pye: Two Cures for Cat-induced Sleep Deprivation

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 21, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
A sleeping cat.

The sleep deprivation was getting to me. Since Pye is a water-loving freak of cat nature, squirting her with water has the opposite effect it would on normal cats. Locking her out of the bedroom, something I’d rather not have to do because I like her little warm body sleeping next to mine, doesn’t work because she scratches at the door all night. She wants to cuddle for about five minutes, but then she wants to play.

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Posted in Animals | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Trouble

The Life of Pye: Pye and The Minnow

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 25, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Pye has never seen a minnow and doesn't know what to think.

The Life of Pye is about a cat – the cat who adopted me. This is another post in the sporadic series about Pye’s antics. Some previous stories are Pye Has a Foot Fetish and Thirty Hours Without Pye. Before I start, let me note that this post is not … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Not Daily Photos | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Pye, aka Drama Cat, in her new harness.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. The cat who adopted me. And this is a short, sporadically posted series about her. The first post is Pye has a foot fetish. Pye is still quite pudgy. She’s been on a diet for several months (1/2 cup of kibbles as … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Criminal Acts | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 3, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
A rare moment of calm in February. She's curled up along my side and arm. We're napping.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. Well, the movie titled The Life of Pi isn’t entirely about a cat. Ok, the movie isn’t really about a cat at all, it just has a cat in it. Whatever, we can’t be picky. But this post is about a cat. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

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