Holiday Letter From Da Kitteh

Oh hai! Mah naym iz Pye. Im teh kitteh hoo showd up on mah hoomanz doorstep last yer. I decidd to adopt her an let her be mah mom. Last yer, I wuz to lil to rite Holidai Lettr Frum Teh Kitteh, so u didnt hear frum me. But im hooj kitteh nao so u git ur furst holidai lettr frum me!