The cop goes to uncuff him, but he can’t find his handcuff key. It’s gone. Totally lost. He asks if I have mine.
Nope. Didn’t expect to be doing the handcuffing on this one. Plus my key was taken away from me. But that’s another story.
So the cop leaves me alone in the apartment with the handcuffed BIG dude. Who could head-butt me to death with one blow. Who is innocent of skipping bail. But not cop-killing.
But, wait! There's more...General Electric builds boiling water reactors (BWR), a type of nuclear power plant. I drew fixed the seriously degraded schematics that trained the new power plant employees. No, I’m not a nuclear scientist. I’m not an electrician. I had skills as a pen and ink artist. That’s it. Yes, that … But, wait! There’s more…
I spied. A lot. I waited outside houses, often for hours at a time, waiting for him to leave. I followed him work, to his girlfriend’s house, to the dentist, to the grocery store, you name it. Like a shadow, I followed him everywhere. I was a Private Investigator. You … But, wait! There’s more…
Recently learning Herman Munster is alive and well and selling real estate, reminded me of one of the many jobs I had. I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind. … But, wait! There’s more…
It’s true my dear Kernutties – I Went To Jail 4th of July Weekend. The pokey, the joint, the big house, the slammer. The Greybar Hotel. The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson). I was a guest of the state. Alas, this time I did … But, wait! There’s more…
In The 4-Hour Workweek Tim Ferriss gives a specific internet business model ANYONE CAN IMPLEMENT. He explains each step in very simple terms, and includes contact information for his preferred vendors and services.
But, wait! There's more...Workforced.com – This Office Doesn’t Work People, I’ve found a fellow cube-dweller and sufferer of my cube-shaped bit of hell. My heart it full. While stalking perusing one of my favorite blogs, Midget Man of Steel’s Mental Poo, I read his interview with Don Joe from Workforced.com. Comic GENIUS – … But, wait! There’s more…
Several years ago I transferred to Malibu to work as Marc Andreessen’s Estate Manager, overseeing care of the property in the Malibu Colony and managing the staff. It was a great job, for the most part. Malibu was pretty, and pretty boring for a single gal. Not much to do … But, wait! There’s more…
The 6’ tall gray cubicle walls are lightly padded for my protection, not unlike the padded cells of a funny-farm.
I suspect they are grooming me for transfer to the psych ward.
But, wait! There's more...My (Preconceived) Idea of Malibu vs. Reality:
You’ve probably seen celebrities profiled on popular shows like TMZ or in the news: They’re always hanging out in Malibu, often getting DUIs, getting into fights, or being “seen with so-and-so”.
This lead to my first preconceived idea: Malibu is a hotspot of celebrity activity!
But, wait! There's more...
