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Ten Things: Crazy Street Names

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 30, 2010 by KernutNovember 30, 2010

I was doing research for my day job when I came across Crazy Street names. Honestly, folks. It’s moments like this that make made coming to work kinda fun. (I wrote that yesterday. Today I was let go! OMG. It’s kind of a shock since in my review two weeks … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Ten Things | Tagged Ten Things

TSA In Your Pants

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 24, 2010 by KernutNovember 24, 2010

Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants. Traveling for the holidays? I’m sorry to hear that, you have my sympathies. Unless of course, you are hoping to be groped by a TSA agent. In that case, you have my congratulations as you will likely succeed. Enjoy! … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Travel | Tagged BlogGang, Funny Stuff

Ten Things To Do When Bored At Work

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 19, 2010 by KernutOctober 25, 2010

This is the beginning of a new theme: “Ten Things Lists”. If I’m really organized (not too likely) and can remember (even less likely) I’ll try to post one every Tuesday for “Ten Things Tuesday”. Or maybe I’ll just be random about it. Probably that one.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Humor, Ten Things | Tagged Ten Things

Spam, It’s Not Just For Dinner Anymore

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 16, 2010 by KernutOctober 16, 2010
The good kind of spam. If there is such a thing.

When it comes to spam, I don’t get the awesome letters The Bloggess and Mental Poo are lucky enough to receive. As they’re seasoned bloggers, the spammers know to send them their best “A game” letters. The spammers save their “B game” for bloggers like me. Great. In a desire … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Spammapalooza | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk, Blogging About Blogging, Spammers Are Special

Happy Happy Happy All The Time

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 14, 2010 by KernutOctober 17, 2010
You are here in the universe.

Before we get started, the title is loosely borrowed from a song that is actually “Hockey, Hockey, Hockey All The Time“. I do love that song, it cracks me up! (Hi Canada! You give good song.) Now, on with the show… It all began when I joined this gang. There … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, I Don't Have A Category | Tagged Things You Should Know

Animals Behaving Very Badly – NSFW

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 5, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Animals behaving badly

This pose is all too familiar.

Soooo, do you think we got our mating habits from apes? Does this prove the theory of evolution? I think so. On both counts.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Animals, Humor, Phoning It In, The Birds and The Bees, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Animals, The Birds and The Bees, WTF?

The Gruesome Death of A Fly

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 1, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Zombie Fly Returns

The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, Zombies Are Coming

Greeting Cards for The Zombie Apocalypse

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 26, 2010 by KernutOctober 14, 2010
zombie cat sympathy card - front

Their tag line? “Close Combat Techniques… because you WILL run out of ammo.”

Seriously, they’re right. You will.

They ask us ‘When the dead rise, will you be able to dispatch them with a simple smile on your face and a witty comeback on your lips?’

I think not.

These guys are really smart – they’re thinking ahead. They’re thinking OUTSIDE of the Zombie box, people. We need to do the same or we’re going to be left behind.

That’s when I came up with the idea for Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Cards

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Humor, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Zombies Are Coming

If Facebook Existed Through History

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 17, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010

(Disclaimer – I didn’t write this. It’s too funny and creative, so obviously. I got it in an email from one of my awesome friends. I have no idea whom to credit for the following hilarious post.) If Facebook Existed Through History: My favorite are the last two status posts, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor | Tagged Facebook, Humor

A Big Lump On My Butt Cheek

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 16, 2010 by KernutNovember 23, 2013
Butt map

A pain in the ass. P.I.T.A. for short.

You might be thinking: ‘Is she having kinky sex again? Did things get a bit wild?’

Sadly, no.

And it’s not painful, anymore.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Humor, She's Classy | Tagged Really?, TMI

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