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Category Archives: Dating

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Playing With Matches on Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 28, 2011 by KernutMarch 28, 2011

Maybe the matches will light a fire and flush out the good ones on Match.com. (If this is your first time here, the Match.com Misadventures starts with this post.) Since my prospects were dwindling on Match.com, I’ve taken to contacting men first. Some I just send a wink to, and … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating

How Not To Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 9, 2011 by KernutDecember 4, 2011

<rant on> (That’s code for “the following is more rant than post”, thankyouverymuch. That’s also a disclaimer. I just need to get this out so I can move on with the dating. If you’re new here, I Joined Match.com. I blame the cold medicine is the first in this series, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Dating

Time To Light A Match.com – UPDATED

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 1, 2011 by KernutMarch 4, 2011

It’s time to light a match – it’s starting to stink on Match.com. This is part four (I think, but I’m starting to lose count) of my Match.com Adventures. Part three is Match.com: The Odds Are Good That The Goods Are Odd. Here are the latest two guys from Match.com: … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating

Match.com: The Odds Are Good That The Goods Are Odd

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 21, 2011 by KernutFebruary 21, 2011

If this is your first time here, Welcome! And also I’m Sorry. This is post number three in the saga of my online dating experience. You can start crying for me anytime. Read these to get caught up: First, I joined Match.com , and second, Adventures In Dating Part 1. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Dating

Adventures In Online Dating Part One

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 14, 2011 by KernutFebruary 14, 2011

My life has been nothing if not full of adventures. The dating segment of my life accounts for much of that. Remember that guy you all said I should go ahead and contact first? Most of you already know I did, and he wrote back. The funny thing is it … But, wait! There’s more…

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I joined Match.com. Again. I blame the cold medicine.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 9, 2011 by KernutJuly 30, 2012

Yes, I did. I joined Match.com. Again. I’m not well. I blame the cold medicine that got me to join the Booty Camp to which I’m now addicted. Those two things are related. No, I don’t know how. It’s been about seven years and I’d forgotten about this part: I’ve … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Humor, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating Sucks, Gentlemen, Single

Relationship Rules: I’m The Special Needs Person In A Relationship

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 7, 2011 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
Mouse having sex with a mouse.

That’s the rule. There is only room for one special needs person in a relationship. In case you haven’t been here long, I’m it. For all the self-help books I’ve read, group quasi-therapy, and blogging, apparently it’s still me. I’m considering joining Match.com again and thought I should probably add … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating Sucks, It's possible I'm not well, Single

Intimidated by The Adult Toy Store

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 30, 2011 by KernutOctober 19, 2013

[This post is a tad racy and probably NSFW (not safe for work) if your boss is uptight.] Really? Intimidated? I just don’t get this. Ok, I can see possibly being slightly embarrassed walking into an actual sex toy store, but intimidated by an online sex toy store? You are … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

A Pigeon Named Spot

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 26, 2010 by KernutDecember 28, 2010

Once Upon A Time, I Rescued A Pigeon. And I named him Spot. When I first met Spot he was walking across a six-lane street during rush hour, headed towards the median. Cars were whizzing by him, but he seemed not to notice the imminent danger. Or maybe he just … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Dating, Humor | Tagged Animals, Dating, Humor

What Am I Doing? Everyone I Can and The Weak Ones Twice.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 7, 2010 by KernutNovember 7, 2010
Dirty minds think dirty thoughts.

This past week has been exciting (well, ‘exciting’ by my standards anyway): I signed up for BlogHer in San Diego next August. I’m really looking forward to meeting my bloggy friends. Ok, this is probably only exciting to bloggers. I did a little lot of virtual flirting with “GpJeff” on … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Blogging About Blogging, Gentlemen

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