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UPDATED Online Dating: The Profile

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 2, 2014 by KernutJanuary 7, 2014

But, like any good lemming looking for a cliff, I am moving forward with the online dating. At least for now. You never know when that cliff might suddenly appear.

To that end, I have incorporated your suggestions from the comments section below, and from my Facebook page. You may recognize the first paragraph from the profile I used years ago. I had removed it, but when Kathy suggested including my sense of humor, I added that first paragraph back in. I also mentioned the “Bipolar Kitty Test”. Heh.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Dating, Panic Much | Tagged Dating, I'm A Lemming, Single

Online Dating: I’m Taking the Plunge. Help.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 29, 2013 by KernutDecember 29, 2013

I’m going to do it, I’m going to take The Plunge. And I want your help. You probably know from the paragraph I wrote about dating in Cow-Chicken-Oil Town, or my posts on Facebook, that I’m about to join an online dating site. This time I am not under the … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating, Single, Trouble

Texas Weather, Bipolar Kitty, and Dating In a Small Town

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 7, 2013 by KernutDecember 19, 2013

Editor’s note: As the title might indicate, this post if full of randomness. Why? Because my mind is too full of the useless crap I “have to get done” to think of something funny and entertaining to write. But I wanted you all to know I’m still here, and would … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Dating, Texas | Tagged Dating, random

I’m feeling slightly less jaded than last week. Yeah, there’s that.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 9, 2012 by KernutDecember 9, 2012

I wrote most of the following post rant after the last of several crappy condescending and chauvinistic incidents in the three preceding weeks. Feel free to skip it. The quoted portion is what I wrote last week. I’ve since calmed down a bit and am now feeling slightly less jaded. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating Sucks, Rants

Ten Things: Ten More Reasons Dating REALLY Sucks

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2012 by KernutSeptember 4, 2012
Hot guy, my new boyfirend

A while back I wrote Ten Things: Ten Reasons Dating Sucks. Because of my mixed feelings about dating vs. remaining single, I now have ten more reasons dating sucks. And because I’m apparently a glutton for punishment. MamaSteph, in her article Men… Ugh…, put it better than I ever could … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating, Ten Things, WTF? | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Single, Ten Things

Fulton, Texas Oysterfest, a festivus for the rest of us.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 6, 2012 by KernutJune 6, 2012
Rockport Oysterfest Carnival 2012

I love small-town festivals. Especially if they have a wacky theme… like oysters. Long-time readers may recall the Begonia Festival in Calpitola, California, also know as the time I “brought sand to the beach“. (That means bringing a date to a cadre of single, financially successful men. A bad idea, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, She's Classy | Tagged Beaches, Lover of All Things Cheezy

He told 700 people, ‘I just spent the night with Kernut!’

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 9, 2011 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
Bouquet of red roses

Continuing the theme of How to Ask a Gal Out (the “Don’ts”), I now present the “Do’s”… He said, “I just spent the night with Kernut!” That was the title of his post to the singles group list of 700 people! Holy Shatner! Considering it’s been a while since anyone … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Reviews, Thank You | Tagged Dating, Gentlemen

My Royal Wedding Invitation, Three Generations Too Early

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 29, 2011 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

I’ve been trying to come up with something to write, but all I’ve got is a list of random stuff that makes for better titles than posts. I couldn’t even come up with ten of them for a Ten Things Tuesday post. Huh. My life is in the shitter. My … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Random Rants | Tagged random

The Best Date I’ve Had Since I Joined Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 22, 2011 by KernutMay 15, 2011

After spending a couple hours getting to know each other, I was ready. Really ready. I’ve waited a long time for this moment. Too long. Taking my time, I slowly warmed her up. Pushing all the right buttons, her fine motor began purring beneath me. I wrapped my hands around … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Luxury, Single, Umm what?

The Matches Couldn’t Start A Fire With Gasoline and A Lighter

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 12, 2011 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

Well, it’s been an interesting (read: weird and dull) couple of weeks with my latest Match.com escapades. (This is post number gazillion in my Match.com misadventures.) I’ve noticed a similarity between almost all of the interested men on Match.com: They will make an attempt to schedule a date, including one … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Humor, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Single Life

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