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Category Archives: Shoe Fetish

Bug Killer Rating reaches all-time low

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 18, 2015 by KernutSeptember 18, 2015
A dead cockroach - as it should be.

Bugzilla’s relative, made an appearance a few weeks ago, but quickly darted to safety behind a drawer. I’ve been cautiously opening drawers ever since. Until today. Bug Killer Rating (BKR) reaches a new low. Bug Killer Rating (BKR) definition: The BKR is assessed on a scale of 1 to 10, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Panic Much, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Panic Shmanic, Trouble, WTF?

Got toe crack? Also known as toe cleavage.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 29, 2015 by KernutApril 4, 2015

The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.

While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.

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Posted in Shoe Fetish, TMI, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, I couldn't make this up, Life of Pye, Things You Should Know

The Life of Pye: Puss in boots, one year later.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 21, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
"Hold meh, Boot. Hold da kitteh."

It’s been a year since Pye appeared on my doorstep. A year of learning about relationships, for both of us. Yes, I’m referring to my cat as if she’s a person. Please see the tag line under the title of this blog for the explanation.

We’re going to skip what I’ve learned about relationships this past year or so; I’ll save that for another time. Let’s move on to Pye for now, shall we?

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Posted in Animals, Good For The Soul, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Love, Things You Should Know

The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 3, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
A rare moment of calm in February. She's curled up along my side and arm. We're napping.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. Well, the movie titled The Life of Pi isn’t entirely about a cat. Ok, the movie isn’t really about a cat at all, it just has a cat in it. Whatever, we can’t be picky. But this post is about a cat. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

I Thought About You Naked

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2011 by KernutDecember 31, 2011

I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Shoe Fetish | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Got Kinky Shoe Fetish?

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 26, 2010 by KernutAugust 1, 2010

Looking for a new pair of shoes? Got a shoe or foot fetish? Got an animal foot fetish? Are you a Dom who needs a gift for your slave? Let me help you out… Do your feet get tired of walking in heels? Here’s the solution! .

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Posted in Phoning It In, Shoe Fetish, Who cares | Tagged random, Who cares, WTF?

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