Birthplace of Route 66, the Mother Road. And I saw Pandora’s Box in the men’s room.
Seligman, Arizona, a small rural town, is known as the birthplace of Route 66. It’s full of Route 66 memorabilia.
Along with a few themed restaurants and shops, there is the old Territorial Jail House from 1860. At one time it housed notorious outlaws such as Seligman Slim, Four-fingered Frank, and Carl “Curly” Bane. (Don’t feel bad. I don’t know who they are, either. Sorry, Dead Guys, but it’s been 150 years.)
While researching my trip, I’d read somewhere “not to miss Pandora’s Box” in the men’s room of The Roadkill Cafe.
Of course, a place named The Roadkill Cafe sounded like a good place to eat, anyway. And I was on a mission to find this Pandora’s Box in the men’s room.
When I walked in to the restaurant, three friendly ladies greeted me. I inquired about ‘Pandora’s Box’ in the men’s room. They all gave me blank looks. No one knew about it. Well, none of the ladies. Not so sure about the men.
I began telling them how I’d heard it was in the men’s room and ‘not to be missed’. I asked if I could go in there to see it, whatever it was. One of the ladies, quite possibly the owner, became as curious as I was. She gladly led the way to the men’s room, as I followed closely on her heels.
She knocked on the men’s room door and we listened for a response. When no one answered, we went in.
It took us a minute to spot Pandora’s Box hanging on the wall. Vague wording on small label gave only the slightest hint at what might be inside. Just enough information to guess the contents probably weren’t G-rated.
It required .75 cents to operate.
I quickly dug out some change and shoved it in the slot only to find Pandora’s Box was jammed.
AHH! Thwarted!
Or so I thought… turns out my new companion was now just as determined as I to find out the contents.
Calling to one of the guys who worked there, she said, “I’ve got a job for you”.
The guy, noting our location at the bathroom, said “Uh oh, do a I need to get a plunger?”
We said, “No” and proceeded to tell him the problem with Pandora’s Box.
He was smiling as he helped unjam the machine. A small crowd began to form in the hallway, probably wondering what the ladies were doing in the men’s room.
As soon as the machine was unjammed, I again tried to put in my quarters. Again, it wouldn’t work!
Then the guy pipes up, “No, no, you have to put all three quarters in at the same time, and then turn the handle”.
Me, “Are you sure?”
The guy, “Yes, I’m positive”.
Me, “Not that you’ve done this before”.
The guy, *sheepish grin*
You’ll want to watch the video to see downtown Seligman, and what I found in Pandora’s Box at The Roadkill Cafe… hehehe (Sorry, the audio is a little wonky and I have no idea why. And the upload didn’t come out as nice as when I use the Flip software. *sigh* Hang in there, guys, I can only get better at this video stuff.)
By the way – the food at The Roadkill Cafe was great. Nice, helpful folks, too. Anyone who helps a lady get into the men’s room has got to be nice.
A teeny, tiny condom. Let’s hope you never have need for that.
Yeah, let’s hope! Not sure what to do with the souvenir, but I hope I never find a *need* for it.
Women in lingerie in small Arizona towns generally represent women of the night. Prostitution was a big business back in the 1800s when most of these towns were filled with men trying their luck at mining. (Try to make it to Jerome, the next time you’re near Sedona. It’s awesome.) Also, most small Arizona towns are really proud of their old jails. Seriously.
I had a feeling about what was going to be in Pandora’s box. But I didn’t expect the tininess. I would make a terrible man.
I KNEW I should have gone in. Damn, I probably missed a brothel.
I almost went to Jerome, but heard mixed reviews. There was so much to see in and near Sedona, I’ll have to go back and spend another two weeks there to get the rest of it.
Hmmm, do you think someone modeled for the itty-bitty condom?
My dear, the audio on that clip isn’t the only thing that is wonky about it. ;~)
hehehe I’m so curious to know what are the other eleven items in Pandora’s Box.
I love that the owner didn’t even know about the box! Though I admit, I was a wee bit disappointed in the contents. I hoped it would be something crazy!
It caught me completely off guard. I could never have guessed at that one. I actually thought if would contain a real condom and was surprised to see the itty-bitty one.
They sure had some good nicknames back in the 1800’s, didn’t they?
I was most impressed by your one-handed dexterity in rolling that condom down your finger. I suspect that making these videos is just scratching the surface of your talents.
You have no idea what skills I have 😉
Well, the said that hope was the only thing left in Pandora’s box…yep, even little guys need some hope!
Sad to say, but there are probably some folks who would be able to use the itty-bitty condom.
I hope someone else goes and starts collecting the other eleven items. I’d really like to know what they are. And itty-bitty vibrator?
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