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Tag Archives: I couldn’t make this up

Got toe crack? Also known as toe cleavage.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 29, 2015 by KernutApril 4, 2015

The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.

While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Shoe Fetish, TMI, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, I couldn't make this up, Life of Pye, Things You Should Know

Tales From the RV Park: Peeing In My Yard

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 30, 2014 by KernutSeptember 30, 2014
It's a shame you can't buy common sense like you can buy deodorant.

Saturday morning at 12:45 am, I hear a woman yelling – and she sounds close by, in my yard close by. I get out of bed, look out the curtains covering my door, and turn on the porch light – illuminating the new gal’s bare butt popping a squat (“peeing”, for those of you older or younger than the slang term) in my yard!

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Tales From the RV Park, WTF? | Tagged I couldn't make this up, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?

A Death in Slab City

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 15, 2011 by KernutMarch 7, 2015

You won’t find Slab City, California on a Google map. A place in the middle of the southern California desert, it is not recognized by the government as a city or town. There are no sidewalks, no electrical power lines, and there’s no running water.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in California | Tagged I couldn't make this up, Trouble, WTF?

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