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When Lost in the Crenshaw District of L.A., Sacrifice The Blond

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In an effort to end my, shall we say discomfort, Kahlil decides to speed up this catastrophe and ask directions from SOME RANDOM SHIFTLESS PERSON standing on the street corner. But not just any corner – Kahlil chooses the corner on my side of the car. I’d like to know what’s wrong with his side of the bulletproof car?

Oh, that’s right: Sacrifice the blond. That’s what they always do in the movies.

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Flirting with Disaster: Dating Exiled Afghani Royalty

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I asked, “What’s up with the window?”, pinching the 3/4-inch-thick glass between my finger and thumb.

Kahlil (with an accent), very matter-of-fact, “The Mercedes is bullet proof. The doors are also reinforced. My family sends me one every year.”

Me, “Oh.” (Obviously, he was dating me for my razor-sharp wit.)

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