I found Cinderella’s Coach, now I just need the Prince.
There it was, Cinderella’s Coach.
It was sitting just off the highway in La Grange, Texas, the town most notable for the ZZ Top song of the same name.
My new ride…
Now all I need is to find my glass slipper and that illusive Prince.
Buy custom products at Kernut’s Zazzle store
Spam – its not just for dinner anymore. Now it can also be used to plug leaks in radiators, as a poltice for cuts and bruises AND it make for a beauuutiful centerpiece sculpture: Try assembling up to a dozen blocks of SPAM using toothpicks and chopsticks (if you’re going vertical), then carve that deeelicious meat substitute into the shape you prefer: ie Mitt Romney, or “W”, OR Kernut the Blond so that then – finally – you can devour her in a socially acceptable fashion.
(STOP IT Jim Carrey!!-don’t write that filth on my message to the elusive, and desirable Kernut the Blond. – signed Nick Hovick)