Yup… Chocolate covered bacon is like sex.

(Maybe better, depending on the skill level of those involved.)

They fry everything in Texas: all fish, pickles, bacon, candy bars, mallow pies, strawberry shortcake, cheesecake, oreos, twinkies, s’mores, etc.

Y’all know I love a good festival. Since attending some of Texas’ festivals, fairs, and rodeos I’ve had some of THE BEST fried desserts ever. Fried cheesecake and fried oreos topped the list.

That is, until yesterday at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.

Peeps! Sooo cute!

I could tell you about the darling peeps (baby chicks).

Peeped by a peep. (No, this picture is not out of focus. You probably need glasses.)

Or the absolutely hilarious Mutton Bustin’ (where you put your 5 or 6 year on a sheep and they try to hang on for 6 seconds. Watch Mutton Bustin videos – you’ll pee your pants laughing).

Mutton Bustin’ – putting your little kid on a sheep and telling them to hold on as long as possible. HAHAHHAAHAA

But even those don’t top what I had for dessert. Because so many of you touted its awesomeness, I had a fried twinkie. I also had fried s’mores. While both were good, fried cheesecake and fried oreos still topped the list.

The last picture of me before I got fat eating chocolate covered bacon.

Until I found the chocolate covered bacon. It was all I imagined and more.

Chocolate covered bacon. Or good sex. Not a lot of difference.

Last week, when I was phoning it in wrote about chocolate covered bacon, I had NO IDEA I’d be eating some within a week. Ask and ye shall receive!

I’m going to have to start smoking again after eating that. It’s been a while, but the pleasure of eating chocolate covered bacon compares to what I remember of sex.