The Anniversary of My 27th Birthday, Council Chambers in the Toilet, and More Pigeon Porn
For the Anniversary of my 27th Birthday, I had plans for a lovely three-day weekend: A trip on a boat, a massage and dinner with a friend and, most especially, birthday nookie.
Birthday nookie is important. Everyone should get birthday nookie.
It should be a requirement. It is if you’re with me.
My birthday, your birthday, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Arbor Day…
Any day that ends in “y”.
Moving on…
I’m sorry to say all the plans fell through. No massage, no boat ride. *sigh*
No birthday nookie!
But I had a backup plan: Beach party, and bonfire with friends and smores. I love smores.
Almost as much as birthday nookie.
Those plans fell through, too. (Boring, uninteresting story or I would totally tell you.)
I didn’t get smores. *sniff*
No birthday nookie, no smores. (the hell?!)
I had an absolutely lovely day, nonetheless. Wherever I am is where the party is.
First I stopped at the Capitola City Council Chambers. They were in the toilet….
I am not making this up: Capitola Council Chambers doors open TO THE PUBLIC TOILETS.
(Yes, this is the same town where I had my first brush with the law.)
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Then I went to the pier. More pigeon porn. Everywhere I go there’s pigeon porn.
It’s like Hitchcock’s “The Birds”, but Part 2 – with bird sex, and they take over the earth.
It could happen. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The day ended with a lovely dinner with Chickenbone and the Chicklet, my nephew.
Oddly, we were again surrounded by pigeons as we ate outside.
They were brave pigeons that ran over your feet!!!
One looked at me wantonly. Then started preening, and inching closer – I’ve seen that before.
Time to go.
Well, happy late(?) birthday! Very sorry there was no nookie involved. That is truly not okay. I am also a firm believer in birthday nookie being an essential ingredient. In fact, I have actually postponed birthdays due to the lack of nookie. Once had a birthday postponed for two weeks. Unpleasant, just sayin!
You should consider changing perfumes girl, the bird porn is getting out of hand. Seriously, think it over.
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“Everyone should get birthday nookie.”
Ahhh. The 11th Commandment.
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Wicked: Thank you 🙂 Yes, I’m rather bummed about the lack of b-day nookie. Hmmm, maybe I should postpone my b-day until such time as b-day nookie is available? I don’t really want to turn older anyway!
Lilu: ‘The 11th Commandment’ – I love it. I think I’ll get a poster made.
If you’re up for belated-birthday nookie, I can try to free up my schedule.
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Moooooog, I’m always up for b-day nookie… my birthday, your birthday, Armistice Day. Today’s Earth Day, right? Sweet.
You have a Harley, right? Hmmm, I’ve always wanted to try it on one….
I love b-day nookie too. You’re right, it should be a requirement.