I love movies like this: 'Attack of the Giant/Killer Something'. And I love cats. That's why I picked this random picture.

This is some funny shit that made me laugh until tears streamed down my face.

I really should be working on the back end of my blog right now. I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out where to insert this little bit of code – something any junior high school student could figure out – but I’m a CLUELESS BLOGGING NEWBIE. Since I planned to work on this today I refuse to let myself leave the computer.

So, what does any self-respecting procrastinator do at a time like this? Find great shit to read on the internet. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to share my findings. These had me laughing so hard they brought tears to my eyes…

The Bloggess… She’s my Heroine. I mean Heroin. But she’s really more like Crack.

Read this: So I got a box in the mail filled with 80 body parts (Lego’s “WTF?” Moment)

Midget Man of Steel’s Mental Poo… I can’t really add anything to that title, but he’s fucking funny!

His wife is an inner-city kindergarten teacher. Click here for the sad teaching stories he’s written about her experiences. America is totally screwed.

Unfortunately, none of this helped me figure out where to put the code.