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The Gruesome Death of A Fly

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 1, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Zombie Fly Returns

The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, Zombies Are Coming

Greeting Cards for The Zombie Apocalypse

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 26, 2010 by KernutOctober 14, 2010
zombie cat sympathy card - front

Their tag line? “Close Combat Techniques… because you WILL run out of ammo.”

Seriously, they’re right. You will.

They ask us ‘When the dead rise, will you be able to dispatch them with a simple smile on your face and a witty comeback on your lips?’

I think not.

These guys are really smart – they’re thinking ahead. They’re thinking OUTSIDE of the Zombie box, people. We need to do the same or we’re going to be left behind.

That’s when I came up with the idea for Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Cards

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Humor, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Zombies Are Coming

Zombie Attack Plan – Got One?

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 28, 2010 by KernutAugust 29, 2010

Serious studies have been undertaken by scientists on the likelihood of civilization’s survival in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. I’m not making this up, people. Several scientific (?) groups have undertaken Zombology, the study of zombies, postulating the outcome of a zombie attack, and general zombie-preparedness. Finally, your tax … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Zombies Are Coming

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