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Workin’ harder than a funeral home fan in July

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 9, 2015 by KernutJuly 9, 2015
The Largest Ball of Barbed Wire.

Largest Ball of Barbed Wire = Close substitute for Largest Ball of Twine. While I’m dreaming and planning, I’ll share a little bit of the massive King Ranch in Kingsville.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Worlds Largest | Tagged America, Worlds Largest

Why is it called Tourist Season if we can’t shoot at them?

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 29, 2015 by KernutJuly 7, 2015
Giant Gift Bags roadside attraction - because there is always room for more stuff.

The unique touristy stores were full of great knick-knacks, but the throngs of rude tourists and frustrated store clerks prompted a hasty retreat. Hence my question: Why is is called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Worlds Largest

Time to get out of Dodge.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 28, 2015 by KernutMay 30, 2015
Here's Bessie the Sirloin Stockade Cow.

It’s time to get out of Dodge. There’s a storm a brewin’ and I’m a goin’.

If you watch the Weather Channel at all you may have seen that central Texas is now marshland. It’s like a doughnut of land with a lake in place of the doughnut hole.

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Posted in Panic Much, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Cows, Texas, Worlds Largest

There’s a town called Oatmeal. I am not making this up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 21, 2015 by KernutMarch 21, 2015
Car parts dinosaur in Bertram, Texas.

Really, there is a town called Oatmeal in Texas Hill Country. No, I don’t know why they named the town after a breakfast cereal. And, not far from Oatmeal, there is a dinosaur in Bertram. I don’t know if she likes oats.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Giant Squirrel in Sinton

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 16, 2015 by KernutMarch 16, 2015
As in real life, the giant squirrel statues are always portrayed munching on a pecan.

Texas is fond of squirrels. Or perhaps they’re just fond of massive squirrel statues. (And giant beavers.) You may recall Mrs. Pearl, the Giant Squirrel in Cedar Creek. Well, she’s not the only large squirrel statue in south Texas. There’s another giant squirrel, this time in Sinton, Texas. Why? Because … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, Worlds Largest | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Worlds Largest

You can put your boots in the oven

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 16, 2015 by KernutFebruary 17, 2015
Giant cowgirl boot in Bastrop, Texas.

You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits. (A saying that means, “You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn’t change what it is.”) But this post is about boots. And maybe biscuits.

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Posted in Texas, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Worlds Largest

WinStar in Oklahoma – Largest Casino in the U.S., and the place I lost my shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2014 by KernutMarch 8, 2015
Bling dragons at WInStar.

I lost my shirt in Oklahoma. On Christmas. Ok, so I didn’t really lose my shirt. Mostly because I didn’t have enough money to gamble with in the first place. But it was fun, and I got to check another state, and another Largest/Smallest oddity off my bucket list.

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Posted in Oklahoma, Worlds Largest | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Sinning is Winning, Worlds Largest

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 13, 2014 by KernutMarch 9, 2015
The world's largest scrap metal stag, Converse, Texas.

Why DID the chicken cross the road? Since arriving in the Texas countryside I’ve seen loose chickens scratchin’ and peckin’ in front yards. There can be anywhere from five to ten chickens at a time. They aren’t wild by any means, but they are true “free range” chickens.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Worlds Largest, WTF?

World’s Largest Strawberry Tart

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 11, 2014 by KernutMay 22, 2014
World's Largest Strawberry Tart

World’s Largest Strawberry Tart

When I visited Chickenbone and family in November, we hit up my favorite cafe, Gayle’s Bakery in Capitola, California. Best. Fresh Fruit. Tarts. Ever.

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Posted in Worlds Largest | Tagged California, Worlds Largest

A BIG Dime in a Box in Dime Box, Texas. Not making this up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 20, 2014 by KernutApril 20, 2014
A dime. In a box. In Dime Box, Texas. Oh, the irony.

There it was: A big dime, about two feet across, in a big plexiglass box – in Dime Box, Texas.

Folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

It was awesome.

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Posted in Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

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