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The Day the Hose Froze: A Blond Moment

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 17, 2013 by KernutDecember 19, 2013
December in Texas.

and then turned on the faucet… *pthhh pthhhh* Water trickled and sputtered out of the faucet for a couple seconds before stopping altogether.

??

I tried it again a few minutes later… *pthhh pthhh pthh* Then nothing.

?? Could it be my wrapped pipes froze?

I turned on the hot water heater. My logic behind this: If the wrapped hose and pipes are frozen, I should still be able to get water from the hot water heater, which is inside and independent of the frozen hose outside. I later learned this logic is a tad “blond”.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in When I'm Not Here, WTF? | Tagged Blond Moment, I'm A Lemming, Things That Make you Go Huh

Because my bipolar cat told me to.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2013 by KernutNovember 22, 2013
"Meow?" "Yes, Kitty, in a minute."

A conversation about talking to your cat started on Facebook after a friend posted the above graphic. Many people were quick to confess their conversations with a cat. It seems we all talk to our pets, and are completely secure in this. If we are ‘crazy cat people’, we’re all OK with others knowing it. I, for one, will talk to my cat in front of people without a second thought.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Animals, Humor | Tagged Cats, Things That Make you Go Huh

I have the memory of a goldfish…

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 23, 2013 by KernutJune 23, 2013
Goldfish with big eyes, and bad memory.

I have the memory of a goldfish… Once around the bowl and I think, “Oooh, that rock is new!” Yup. This can be both good and bad. (Current mood: Reflective, wistful.) The Bad?, or Things I Don’t Remember… I probably can’t tell you what I had for breakfast today without … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Random Rants, Weird | Tagged Dating Sucks, Things That Make you Go Huh

I see butt crack. Actually two butt cracks, but only one is hot.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 1, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Michaelangelos's David in Sioux Falls, SD.

That’s not one of my many typos — I really see butt cracks. A lot of butt crack, enough crack to swipe a credit card. I changed to a new space at the RV park: it’s on the water with spectacular views of the setting sun. There were two open … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in South Dakota, Wonderful, WTF? | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Things That Make you Go Huh, Things You Should Know

Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 11, 2013 by KernutMay 11, 2013
"I don't have leprosy."

The shadow of a Giant Armadillo loomed over us as we entered the flea market, pushing against the stream of fleeing fleas. I’m not sure what the state animal of Texas is, but it should be the armadillo. Ok, so I just did a little googling extensive research and came … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Things That Make you Go Huh

I just got felt up by TSA

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2013 by KernutApril 17, 2013

I’m at the Sioux Falls airport checking in for my return flight to Austin (via snowy Denver). At the security check point I put all my stuff on the conveyer belt and turn around to go through the metal detector. But there is no metal detector. In its place is … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Things That Make you Go Huh

The smell of money is a lot like methane, ammonia, and hydrogen sulfide.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 17, 2013 by KernutMarch 19, 2013

The smell of money stinks. No, really. Money smells like shit. Literally, like shit. Cow shit, chicken shit, and the gasses produced by drilling for oil all smell horrid and are toxic if inhaled for too long. But methane (cow), ammonia (chicken), and hydrogen sulfide (oil drilling) are the smell … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Texas | Tagged Luxury, Money, Things That Make you Go Huh

The tale of the Rattlesnake Tail and why I’m now a Texan

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 14, 2012 by KernutNovember 5, 2012
rattlesnake tail

(*hat tip* to Bluz Dude at Darwinfish 2 for the title idea) The Tale of the Tail I’ve been creating a tree nursery for the park by germinating such things as Pomegranates, Wisteria, Jacaranda, Cheesewood, and Giant Sequoias. (Heh, I don’t pick the seeds, they were already here just collecting … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I'm Too Young, Something's wrong with her, Texas | Tagged Things That Make you Go Huh, Umm what?

While enjoying the rain I learned I live in a sieve.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 15, 2012 by KernutSeptember 15, 2012
Caulking isn't just for breakfast anymore.

It’s been hot here in central Texas, hotter than a whore on nickle night at the cat house. So when the rains and cool weather came – without terrifying winds – we all enjoyed it immensely. I can’t tell you how wonderful it has been to wear pants and long-sleeved … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, RV Lifestyle, Trouble | Tagged My Head Hurts, RV Tips, Things That Make you Go Huh

Home on the Range – the ol’ family homestead in Kerrville, Texas

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 18, 2012 by KernutJune 18, 2012
Entrance to the ranch my grandparent's used to own.

Kernut was in Kerrville, Texas. Again. “Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play.” Kerrville, a town of about 22,000 in the northeastern area of Texas Hill Country, is where my grandparents had a small ranch for about 30 years. I was last there when I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Wanderlust Is Calling, When I'm Not Here | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Things That Make you Go Huh

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