On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer
It’s true my dear Kernutties – I Went To Jail 4th of July Weekend. The pokey, the joint, the big house, the slammer. The Greybar Hotel. The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson). I was a guest of the state. Alas, this time I did … But, wait! There’s more…