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The Matches Couldn’t Start A Fire With Gasoline and A Lighter

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 12, 2011 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

Well, it’s been an interesting (read: weird and dull) couple of weeks with my latest Match.com escapades. (This is post number gazillion in my Match.com misadventures.) I’ve noticed a similarity between almost all of the interested men on Match.com: They will make an attempt to schedule a date, including one … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Humor, Snarky | Tagged Dating, Single Life

Playing With Matches on Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 28, 2011 by KernutMarch 28, 2011

Maybe the matches will light a fire and flush out the good ones on Match.com. (If this is your first time here, the Match.com Misadventures starts with this post.) Since my prospects were dwindling on Match.com, I’ve taken to contacting men first. Some I just send a wink to, and … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating

How Not To Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 9, 2011 by KernutDecember 4, 2011

<rant on> (That’s code for “the following is more rant than post”, thankyouverymuch. That’s also a disclaimer. I just need to get this out so I can move on with the dating. If you’re new here, I Joined Match.com. I blame the cold medicine is the first in this series, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Dating

Time To Light A Match.com – UPDATED

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 1, 2011 by KernutMarch 4, 2011

It’s time to light a match – it’s starting to stink on Match.com. This is part four (I think, but I’m starting to lose count) of my Match.com Adventures. Part three is Match.com: The Odds Are Good That The Goods Are Odd. Here are the latest two guys from Match.com: … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating

Match.com: The Odds Are Good That The Goods Are Odd

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 21, 2011 by KernutFebruary 21, 2011

If this is your first time here, Welcome! And also I’m Sorry. This is post number three in the saga of my online dating experience. You can start crying for me anytime. Read these to get caught up: First, I joined Match.com , and second, Adventures In Dating Part 1. … But, wait! There’s more…

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Adventures In Online Dating Part One

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 14, 2011 by KernutFebruary 14, 2011

My life has been nothing if not full of adventures. The dating segment of my life accounts for much of that. Remember that guy you all said I should go ahead and contact first? Most of you already know I did, and he wrote back. The funny thing is it … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Dating

A Pigeon Named Spot

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 26, 2010 by KernutDecember 28, 2010

Once Upon A Time, I Rescued A Pigeon. And I named him Spot. When I first met Spot he was walking across a six-lane street during rush hour, headed towards the median. Cars were whizzing by him, but he seemed not to notice the imminent danger. Or maybe he just … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Dating, Humor | Tagged Animals, Dating, Humor

Ten Reasons Dating Sucks

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 2, 2010 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you

For Ten Things Tuesday, a Dating Rant… Ten Reasons Dating Sucks A.k.a. Ten Reasons Not to Divorce, which could lead to dating. Just like smoking, dating can be dangerous for your health. If you’re single, you’ve probably experienced many of these yourself. I would love to hear your stories in … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating Advice, Ten Things | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Rants, Ten Things

Ten Things I Like About Being Single And Ten Things I Don’t

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 26, 2010 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
single vs relationship

For Ten Things Tuesday… You get a Ten Things Bonus Round! neato. Ten Things I Like About Being Single 1. My stuff is always where I left it. Unless the cat moves it or eats it. Very rare. 2. The cat doesn’t much care how the house looks. Probably why … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Single and Loving It, Ten Things | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Random crap

I Brought Sand To The Beach

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 10, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Head in the sand.

My sister, Chickenbone, once told me ‘Don’t bring sand to the beach.’

Me: ???

Chickenbone: If you’re single, don’t bring a date to a party.

Me: (still) ???

Chickebone: …where there are single men.

Me (a minute later): Ohhhh. (the light bulb isn’t always super bright, folks)

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Random Rants | Tagged Dating, random, Rants

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