One Trick Pony

You should learn something new every day, or so they say.

I don’t know who ‘they’ are. Just go with it.

I want you to feel you learn something random useful from my blog. You know, so it wasn’t a total waste of time away from the work you’re avoiding. (Am I the only one who does that? Huh.)

Hey, you may find yourself playing Nintendo’s Wii “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader” some day and then you’ll thank me.

In case you just haven’t learned anything new today, you’re doing research for an important project, or have found yourself in a battle of wits with a 5th grader, below is a list of some of my better favorite more educational posts, with what you can learn from them.

We learned…

It was a pain to get the planes to lovely Spain only to be rained on by my asshat of a (now ex) boyfriend.

I want to travel the country in a motorhome and FEAR is really an acronym in Panic Much? FEAR = F*ck Everything And Run

Sexual confidence can be scary to some in Sexual Confidence: Can You Handle It?

“Dude” is not just for California anymore, and Aussie’s have brass balls in We Say ‘Dude’ In These Here Parts . (Note to self: travel to Australia soon, meet some Aussie’s.)

Men buy more sex toys for women then women do in Who Bought Your Sex Toys?

My parents probably wish I would stop blogging. Embarrassing Moments in Underwear – I’ll Show You Mine… and Drinking and Smoking: My Childhood Memories .

Pigeons want me. No, they WANT me. It’s creeping me out. Oh, and I like birthday nookie. OMG People! No, not with the birds! The Anniversary of My 27th Birthday, Council Chambers is in The Toilet, and More Pigeon Porn

Humans got their courtship practices from the birds in The Birds, The Bees and Pigeon Porn. Be very careful of the bees, people.

You TOTALLY need to buy this book! Tim Ferriss’ The 4-Hour Workweek. Seriously.

Brothels have Pleasure Menus! Seriously, you can learn A LOT from those. Personally, I learned several new words and phrases. Sex In Carson City: My Trip To The Brothels and Brothels 100 Years Ago and Tantric Sex Today.

If you or a friend are attacked by lots of angry bees DO NOT take them to the hospital on the bus. Penny and The Attack of The Killer Bees.

I started young. My First Brush With The Law. My parents are very proud.

Golf Carts Don’t Float. That’s it, that’s the lesson. They don’t float. Trust me.

Internet dating is bad. Match.com and eharmony.com were not helpful. Internet Dating Fail, part 1 and Internet Dating Fail, part 2.

Bullet proof Mercedes are vulnerable to air attacks. Who knew?? And “honking” a breast like a car horn is a bad groping practice. When Lost in the Crenshaw District of L.A., Sacrifice The Blond

When dining with royalty, don’t mention you work with wild animals. Flirting With Disaster: Dating Exiled Afghani Royalty

My. Cat. Is. Awesome. Tribbles in The Kibbles. She can do no wrong. Cat-ass-trophe.

The Facebook Addicts Anonymous 12 Steps. That’s funny shit. Nuf said.

‘Kernut’ is a word I made up when I was little because I couldn’t say “currant”, or my father made it up. It’s also a half-popped popcorn kernel, and the name of my alter-ego in the childhood stories my father told. What is a Kernut?

Happy reading!