TSA In Your Pants
Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
TSA In Your Pants
Traveling for the holidays? I’m sorry to hear that, you have my sympathies.
Unless of course, you are hoping to be groped by a TSA agent. In that case, you have my congratulations as you will likely succeed. Enjoy! And please do ask them to buy you dinner first. It’s the least you deserve for giving it up to the TSA.
The Blog Gang is at it again and today’s topic is “Holidays”. I could write a whole book on holidays with the family, but they read this blog so I can’t. Instead I thought I’d share with you all a little Holiday traveling humor, courtesy – or rather at the expense – of the TSA and their new policy.
Without further ado, brought to you by the interwebs, and my old boss at the P.I. office: The new TSA slogans…
Safe Travels and a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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These are hilarious! I keep saying that the next time I fly, I want to cute TSA guy to grope me!
xo Susie
Thank you!
That sounds pretty good… it would be the best action I’ve had in a looong time. Can you request a specific gender or do they pair up male/male, female/female?? What if I say I’m gay and therefore require a male to grope, er I mean, pat me down? I want to try this… I wonder if I need a ticket?
I’m going to try and print these out and then stick them in very obvious places before going through my pat down. I’m pretty sure that will secure a pleasant experience.
I love the gal who went through in her bikini!! How about making a bikini of the slogans, placed in those obvious places??
This is great! I am so happy Im not getting on a plane this year!
After all this talk of groping, I’ve realized how long it’s been since I got a good groping.
I was really disappointed how quickly and efficiently I got through security at Laguardia. Not even a sideways glance. I am really hoping there is a little more action on my way home tomorrow. fingers crossed….
Happy Black Friday!
xo
Welcome Citygirl!
I’m hearing this a lot. What happened to all the groping the media is promising?? That’s false advertisement! I think they just want us to fly to help boost the economy and there really isn’t sufficient groping to warrant the attention the TSA is getting.
Thanks for stopping by! xoxo
I am flying to Chicago soon, I’m especially excited about the increased groping. I am thinking about getting a strap-on, going for the tranny feel, how do they handle that at the TSA? Seriously, what is the SOP for that????
Do it Girlfriend! Then you have to write about it and tell us what happened. I wonder if they’ll offer you a male of female pat-down? Maybe you could get both!
It’s been a while! I could use a good Freedom Pat!
You and me both, Sister! It’s long past time someone saw my underpants.
Love the “you used to be a virgin” one…. great!!!
They missed one: “You must not be American, you’re uncut.”
LOL. I love the You used to be a virgin also! I also love the “We handle more packages than USPS”. He he he.
I like those, and Grope Discounts Available. I want a discount on my grope!!
LOL! I think my favorite one is “We handle more packages than the USPS” – hilarious! 🙂
I also like “We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank. I don’t know who he is, so I have to go Google him now.
I was wondering if the TSA is a surrogate for people who haven’t had sex in a while. Take a vacation and fondled sexually. Seems like win/win. You should be able to choose who frisks you…it’s only fair.
My favorite is the Freedom Pat…hysterical!
Being single, and sans regular groping it totally sounds like a win-win to me!
Laughing my ass off at these.
I’ll be flying soon, and wish to wear metallic paint on my boobies that says, “Gotcha, bitch.”
The next time I go through I want to wear a bikini like that gal did. She had a rockin’ bod, tho. I don’t look like that in a bikini so I doubt they’d put me on TV.
I love your metallic paint idea! Set off those scanners and then get the special pat-down.
freedom pat- bwahahaha! i’m really torn between a good grope and the possibility of a good nude picture of me. both are non-existent.
I got a good grope the other night. (Sadly, it was not from the TSA.) My blog photo is evidence of the wonders Photoshopping can do. Let’s go have nudes done! I think we’d make a hot pair! 😉
Hey, I’m a single gal in my 20s. I’ll take a freedom pat where I can get one!
I hate to disillusion you, but in another 15-20 years you’ll still want a freedom pat where you can get one. (Not that I’d know – I’m still 27. ALWAYS 27.)