Spreading The Blogging Love and Getting Horizontal

What a wonderful week full of the Blogging Love! Two great fellow bloggers have linked to my blog! *fans face*

And Her Blogging Royal Highness, The Bloggess came to my site and commented on one of my posts! *swoon* I think I just got girl wood. (If you don’t know why I’m so turned on, well, you probably don’ t have a blog. Just imagine ROYALTY coming to your doorstep and leaving a note, k?)

Three Tabby Cats In Vienna kindly added me to the Carnival of The Cats! At my begging request they linked to my post about Checkers, my hairball of love, and her umm, first experience with yarn. (Not for the faint of heart.) There’s even a lovely picture of my baby! They also spread lots of kitty love around the interwebs. Check out their site for lots of cute kitty stories.

And my dear Wicked Shawn at Wicked Girls Think It… oh how I love your sexy playfulness! She said I should visit her site, where I saw this…

…and she dared me to list the top five people I’d like to get horizontal with. Only five? Gosh, this is going to take some serious narrowing of the field!

Ok, here’s the list. They’re all number one…

♥ For as long as I can remember, I’ve had it bad for Grant Show. Some of you might be all ‘who’? He’s the hotty who played Jake in Melrose Place, and a bunch of other shows. Yes! That guy! *purrrrr*

I’ve met him. The man is even MORE gorgeous in person, and an absolute gentlemen. I even stole a kiss at a New Year’s Eve party at his sister’s house many years ago. When I say “stole” I mean he didn’t know I was going to kiss him – I just did it as I ran out the door. (What a chicken I was! LOL I should have grabbed some butt cheek as long as I was at it!) He didn’t call. I wonder why?

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♥ The Bloggess, for coming to visit my humble site, and Wicked Shawn for inviting me to play… can we do a threesome?

♥ George Clooney. I wasn’t always so attracted to him, but something changed for me a few years ago… maybe the graying at his temples, and the laugh lines. I do love a bit of gray on a man! Now I find him terribly sexy, and a little of it’s in that attracted-to-a-bad-boy kind of way because he seems a bit uncatchable.

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♥ Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. You’ve just got to love a good looking guy with a sense of humor and an easy-going personality. It seems like the ‘tough guy’ image is just that – an image – and he’s really a sweetheart inside. (Not that he couldn’t kick serious add if he wanted to!) And well, he is gorgeous! I just know the man could pick me up and carry me to the bedroom without breaking a sweat.

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♥ Hugh Jackman. I watch too much TMZ where they often catch him with his family. He’s very attentive with his kids, and kind to strangers and the paparazzi. He seems to be a genuinely kind and caring human being, very down to earth. And really hot, of course.

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(As a matter of fact NO, I can’t count to five)…

♥ Sting, because he’s hot, nice, and he practices Tantra. I lived a few doors down from him in the Malibu Colony. He has (had?) a beautiful house there, which got to see the inside of when I was interviewing his mason. His home had a wonderful, warm feel, and a smooth flow to it as you walked through. He wasn’t home when I got the tour, but whenever he would see us on the beach or around the colony he would always wave. He’s just a really nice guy. And smart. Talented. Sexy.

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♥ Phil Bronstein, the Editor in Chief for Hearst Media and the S.F. Chronicle. I’ve had it bad for him for a long time. All decent photos of him were with Sharon Stone. Ick. Once, I saw a picture of him handing a single flower, a daisy or something, to Sharon. He looked so sweet and soft (she looked self-absorbed and distant) and that’s when I fell in love with him.

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♥ Josh Holloway of Lost fame. O.M.Gosh Josh! Bad boy, sexy, snarky humor, and then there’s that smoldering look! just the way he looks at me (ok, in the photo) the man makes me weak in the knees. I want to be stranded on a deserted island with him!

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Well, there you go my dear Kernutties! I hope you’ve enjoyed this little tour through my fantasy lover world. I know I sure have! So tell me, who would YOU like to get horizontal with?