Kernut The Blond

Capitola Begonia Festival is Live Blogging FAIL #2

Kernut — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:48:28 +0000

Capitola Begonia Festival 2010. Outlaw 36 Gang's Octopus's Garden took third place. (photo courtesy of/borrowed from The Santa Cruz Sentinel.)

What is it with me and these Live Blogging fails?? Seriously.

I don’t claim to be a techno genius, but it shouldn’t be this hard. Twitter hates me. That’s all I can think of.

Or, my unicorn force field has disturbed the ability of my technology to function correctly.

Crap.

Well, on with the AWESOMENESS that was to be my live blog from the Capitola Begonia Festival.

For my seven non-local readers, Capitola is a small coastal town, near surfing-central Santa Cruz, in Santa Cruz County. The annual Begonia Festival is an opportunity for anyone to build a nautical float covered with donated begonia flowers. There are usually eight to ten entries built by families, groups of friends or small local businesses. I volunteer with the Friends of The Windmill House group.

It was a fabulous weekend filled with surfing dogs, BP being stabbed by the God of The Sea, and billions of begonias….

Noelle, inside The Love Shack. http://twitpic.com/2lajol She’s the generous hostess of the Friends of the Windmill House. They’re the BEST group of float building folks! We may not win, but we have the most fun.

This is Dune, the surfing dog. http://twitpic.com/2lbnv5 You see things like this in Santa Cruz all the time.

Neptune stabbed BP. As it should be. http://twitpic.com/2lbuw3 I don’t know if they won the sand sculpture/castle contest, but they’ve got my vote.

Zombie Attack Plan – Got One?

Kernut — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:10:31 +0000

This is what they look like. Keep an eye out. No, not like an eye out of your head, just look for them.

Serious studies have been undertaken by scientists on the likelihood of civilization’s survival in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

I’m not making this up, people. Several scientific (?) groups have undertaken Zombology, the study of zombies, postulating the outcome of a zombie attack, and general zombie-preparedness. Finally, your tax dollars at work for something useful. Be proud your government cares so much for your survival they conducted zombie-attack scenarios on your behalf.

The studies agree zombies will be smarter, just like in the movies. Fifty years ago zombies were slow and not too bright, but now they’re quick, and resourceful tool users. Unfortunately, the studies don’t all agree on our survival: Some say civilization as we know it will survive, while others say we will all become zombies or die. This is not helpful.

A very conscientious friend sent me this Zombie Bite Calculator. He’s obviously concerned about the impending Zombie Apocalypse.

After a few quick questions, it calculated the length of time I’ll live after incurring a zombie bite before becoming infected. I’ll have an estimated 65 minutes. This is very useful information.

Now all I need is a “I’ve got 65 minutes to live” plan.

So I began to search Zombie Attack Survival Plans, of course. I found this quiz: Would You Survive A Zombie Attack?

My test results:

Would you survive a zombie . . . → Read More: Zombie Attack Plan – Got One?

Tiny Houses and The Great Wanderlust

Kernut — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:37:07 +0000

Sunset cruise on the Princess Monterey. It helped, but just enough to get me through the week.

From Mega Yachts to Tiny Houses.

This blog all over the place.

But if you’ve read at least three posts here, you already knew that. Besides, I wouldn’t know how/where to categorize this whole blog, given the limited options provided by Google and Yahoo.

Whatever. Their loss.

Actually, “Whatever” might just be the perfect category.

But I digress. Yet again.

Lately I’ve had this sense of unrest, this sense of needing to GO. Go where, I don’t know, but just to GO. Somewhere, almost anywhere, really.

I have a bad case of wanderlust. This happens to me quite regularly. I do love my wanderlust, it takes me to the most interesting places, on some interesting journeys, and fun adventures.

But it won’t be ignored. Like an intense craving, or more like being pulled towards something. I HAVE to go. I can stave it off for a month or so by spending a day or three at the coast, either Monterey or Santa Barbara. For years that has been enough.

But not anymore. It seems my wanderlust has grown stronger. A trip to the coast only seems to stave it off or a week or two rather than a month or two. Now it calls to me ALL. THE. TIME. Three months ago it was already calling me constantly when I mentioned it in Panic Much? FEAR = F*ck Everything And Run. I still . . . → Read More: Tiny Houses and The Great Wanderlust

A Mega Yacht in Larry’s Backyard

Kernut — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:14:18 +0000

Mega Yacht "A". This picture makes the 394 foot yacht look small, but if you look closely you can see a tiny, little boat in front of it. There are about 6 people in that little boat.

The BIG local news is all about this Mega Yacht, the “A”, owned by 38 year-old Russian Billionaire Andrey Melnichenko, that’s currently anchored off the coast of Sausalito (near San Francisco).

There are three pools, one with a glass bottom viewable in the dance room below, and doorknobs worth $40,000 on the ship. Entry to the master suite (all 2,500 square feet) is by finger print recognition. There is also a special “nookie” room. This is my kind of man! The mega yacht is 394 feet in length, and worth a mere $300 million, but it’s only the 12th largest in the world. It is smaller in size to Larry Ellison’s (local celebrity of Oracle fame/billions), Larry has a reputation in these parts (and also Malibu) as being somewhat of an ass.

I love the fact that Andrey has parked his mega yacht in Larry’s back yard, so to speak. Hah. Yay Andrey!

Mega Yacht Eclipse. My new home.

Eclipse, the world’s largest mega yacht an estimated at 538 feet in length, is owned by another young Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. This beauty has two helicopter pads, you know in case you want to go to a different port than others on the yacht. Like the “A”, much of the glass is bullet proof. . . . → Read More: A Mega Yacht in Larry’s Backyard

Q & A Sexionnaire

Kernut — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:16:59 +0000

Questions and Answers. The answers may or may not be accurate.

Before I start, let me just tell you all this is the only question I’ve received in months. Months. Ummm, is anyone still out there?

Anonymous Question: Do you still enjoy ALL the actions of sex?

Answer: Ok, so I have to wonder why you said ‘still’. Do I somehow seem old? Past my prime? My picture may be a bit airbrushed, but it is not old. ‘Still’ implies I am past a certain age of enjoying the pleasures in life, and there has been, or will be, a decline in my level of enjoyment. Let me assure you there has been no decline, nor do I see one in the future. I’m just as randy as ever.

In answer to the second part where you emphasize the word ‘ALL’… that’s a pretty big category there. ‘ALL’ could include actions like hardcore S&M (cutting, biting, knife play), orgies, or a whole host of other things. I don’t enjoy those mentioned above, so I guess the answer is no, I do not enjoy ‘ALL’ the actions of sex. While I’m not ‘vanilla’, I’m not all spice, either.

Thank you for the question! I blog live for your questions and comments. Feel free to ask me more questions. Anytime. Really. PLEASE? (The form is just to the left of this post. Sending me tickets to Hawaii is not a requirement. But it’s a nice . . . → Read More: Q & A Sexionnaire

Not At BlogHer – Live Blogging From LA

Kernut — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 09:00:10 +0000

Not LA, but I was chilly in this picture. This is probably what I look like right now since the weather in LA is cold.

Hello My Dear Kernutties from sunny cloudy Los Angeles!

Since I’m #NotAtBlogHer (and totally jealous of all the blogalicious gals who went), I’m doing this. Yay for you! I’m hoping to do live tweets from my trip to LA this weekend. But my phone isn’t a “smart phone”, it’s only of average intelligence. If it doesn’t work, you won’t see any tweets below. They may instead be above. Crap, I just realized that.

Or maybe you don’t see any tweets because I was kidnapped by a hot knight/swarthy pirate/romantic gentleman. (Hey, one can dream. Don’t judge.) But per chance I am really kidnapped, use this picture on the missing poster, ok? You will make a missing poster for me, right? Right? Hello? (UPDATED 8/9/10: My tweets did not come through. In the words of Wicked Shawn, le sigh. I will recreate the awesome tweets here tonight.)

4:41:33 AM: Up at 0-dark-hundred to drive an hour to meet the charter bus to LA. I hope this live blogging is working. #NotatBlogHer

7:35:33 AM: ok it appears live blogging on kernut.com is not working right for this noob… None of my AWESOME tweets came thru. (THIS is the only tweet, besides the opening/title that posted to my blog. WTF??)

8:27:33 AM: One the bus to LA with crazy people. (pic here Twitpic didn’t work either . . . → Read More: Not At BlogHer – Live Blogging From LA

I Had Da Powers – Nuclear, That Is

Kernut — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:53:19 +0000

A Boiling Water Reactor schematic. This one is SOOO much cooler than the black and white schematics we fixed. Ours were just Xerox copies.

General Electric builds boiling water reactors (BWR), a type of nuclear power plant. I drew fixed the seriously degraded schematics that trained the new power plant employees.

No, I’m not a nuclear scientist. I’m not an electrician. I had skills as a pen and ink artist. That’s it.

Yes, that should scare you.

No, I was not an exception. None of us working there had any experience in nuclear power or electrical backgrounds.

My step-mother wrote the technical documents that went with the schematics. She didn’t have any experience in nuclear power or electronics either.

Oh, I almost forgot – I was a teenager.

AND they gave me a fairly high security clearance.

HA! So much for thorough background checks.

On the news this morning they mentioned there’s a computer worm out that is specifically designed to attack nuclear power plants and utilities. Stuxnet is the name of the malicious software. (Industrial Virus Revives Power Grid Hacking Fears.)

Really Hackers/Terrorists? That’s totally lame to have wasted all that time developing some software – one that has been detected, mind you. All you had to do was send some kid down there to apply for a job. Any job.

I was a teenager with no real skills. This was my first real job that wasn’t babysitter or Radio Shack clerk. (Supposedly, drinking doesn’t count as a skill. Whatever.) I . . . → Read More: I Had Da Powers – Nuclear, That Is

I Spied

Kernut — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:24:39 +0000

There's a spy among us.

I spied. A lot. I waited outside houses, often for hours at a time, waiting for him to leave. I followed him work, to his girlfriend’s house, to the dentist, to the grocery store, you name it.

Like a shadow, I followed him everywhere.

I was a Private Investigator.

You thought I meant FBI or CIA? Nope. Too crazy. (Me, not the government. Never the government.)

What? Oohhh, you thought I was a stalker?! No, not that either.

When you get paid to do it, it’s not called stalking.

Someone once described private investigation as 94% boredom and 6% pure adrenalin. They’re absolutely right. It’s the 6% adrenalin that makes up for standing in line all day at some courthouse waiting to pull court documents on the subject, then only to read how he got busted for being a loser (hitting his girlfriend, stealing, etc). Or for waiting for hours watching someone’s house and they never leave.

All day long. Not once do they go out. zzzzzzzz

But the 6% pure adrenalin makes up for all that. Like when you get the dirt on your subject: you get the photos of the suspected activity, you get the information the client was hoping wasn’t really there, you get to follow them somewhere. Anywhere, really. That’s fun.

About 60% of the cases were what we called “domestics”: a husband or wife wanting to know what the spouse was up to. I’m often asked the gender ratio of clients: Almost . . . → Read More: I Spied

UPDATED Sometimes It’s Not Funny

Kernut — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:29:49 +0000

Not an actual picture.
It’s not always funny.
Believe me, I would much rather be posting something else right now, like the details of one of my tumultuous dating adventures.

You ever have one of those days?

Weeks? Years?

No, me either. And this past week (year? God bless my short memory!) has NOT been one of them.

Ok, not in the last five minutes because I’ve been blogging for the last five minutes and I LIKE blogging.

Yes, it’s taken me five minutes to write the few previous sentences. I’m new, leave me alone.

When I’m Not Here I’ve Been Out Getting Blood Tests

Huh, wha?? Unfortunately, it’s true. Lemme explain…

In the process of changing to a new job, and the expected 90-day gap in insurance coverage, I scheduled my annual physical exam. This includes a blood test taken before the exam. It came back with really high levels of iron and cholesterol. Besides that charming bit of news, I eat very little (it is often organic and green) but I am gaining weight. WTF??!

Usually my doctor is VERY concerned about my cholesterol. The same cholesterol which is now EVEN HIGHER than it was last year.

Again, WTF?!

But this time he didn’t even mention the higher cholesterol. At all. He focused on my ‘enlarged red blood cells‘.

Um, what?

Marcocytosis is the official name. New word of the day.

He told me this could be caused by a few things, the least of which . . . → Read More: UPDATED Sometimes It’s Not Funny

Got Kinky Shoe Fetish?

Kernut — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:45:52 +0000
Looking for a new pair of shoes? Got a shoe or foot fetish? Got an animal foot fetish? Are you a Dom who needs a gift for your slave? Let me help you out…
Chair Shoes? Foot Chair?

Do your feet get tired of walking in heels? Here’s the solution!

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Acura shoe. Great performance.

I actually like these. Do you think the headlights work on these? You could see where you’re walking in the dark. That would be cool.

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KISS boots.

KISS called. They want their boots back.

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All laced up.

All laced up and nowhere to go.

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These remind me of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner.

Blade Runner shoes to satisfy your metal or sci-fi fetish.

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The new snake skin shoe.

These would be complete if they had a rattle dangling from them.

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For 'Pony Play' the right way.

Pony Play anyone?

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Bridal stripper shoes!

I’ve always wanted a Vegas Showgirl/Chippendale wedding (bride and groom dressed as a Vegas Showgirl and a Chippendale. These are the shoes I will wear.

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Slave shoes?

And finally, for the Dom who has gotten you (almost) everything – Nail shoes. Who ever thought of these??

. . . → Read More: Got Kinky Shoe Fetish?

Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order

Kernut — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:03:53 +0000

This is me. What, you thought I was human?
When I’m not here, you probably think I’m out having an awesome social life, on a date, or having sex.
Sadly, no. It’s been about a year since I had a boyfriend – and he was really lousy in bed. Come to think of it, so was the one before him.

But I have been discovered – by spammers.

When I’m not here blogging (and deleting spam), I’m over here writing about Social Media (and deleting spam), or here writing about sexy stuff.

That is, when I’m not at my new job!

Yes, it’s true folks – I am no longer a government-subsidized cube dweller. I have escaped the padded cell, a.k.a. the cubicle from hell.

(Believe it or not, I didn’t get fired for asking Guy Kawasaki if he had a single brother for me. Truth be told, by then I had already given notice so there would have been no point in firing me in my last week. Heh heh.)

So far the new job is good. I’m doing the marketing tasks I love (Facebook, Twitter, blogging, creating and implementing marketing strategy), and learning more as I go. (much rejoicing all around)

Other than that, there’s not much going on in my social life. Tonight for instance, I’m home watching the first season of HBO’s Hung on DVD and living vicariously. OMG! That’s good stuff and Thomas Jane has a lovely naked body.*fans face*

In case you’re . . . → Read More: Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order

UPDATED: 8 Weirdest Places In America – Cheezy Americana

Kernut — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:54:56 +0000

Cadillac Graveyard. Yup. Ass-end up. In the dirt.

Today, for your traveling pleasure I present you all with The 8 Weirdest Places In America that I plan to visit.

There’s 9 if you count this blog. Bonus for you!

As you know, I like touring brothels. I love seeing the weirdest of the weird, the strangest of the strange. No really, I’m freaky like that.

Particularly fond of these American Absurdities, I affectionately call this collection of bizarre sights and wacky places I’d like to visit ‘Cheezy Americana’. Vegas is a city based on Cheezy Americana. I love it in all it’s glittery and wacky tackiness.

Since you seem like my cheezy blog, I thought you all might like other things “Cheezy Americana”.

I made a list for you. You’re welcome.

Not having actually been to any of these places yet (consider this a partial bucket list), I can only tell you what you’ll see when you go. In no particular order:

1. Wrap me up in The Largest Ball of Twine. Just like it sounds folks: A big ass ball of twine. Ok, so I did warn you I was a bit freaky. Believe it or not, there are two! One in Kansas and one in Iowa.

2. The Largest Frying Pan. I’m suddenly hungry. Do you think they can make a big pan cookie in it? Mmmm, now I want cookies. Thanks Largest Frying Pan.

3. Continuing the theme of large and weird household items: The Largest . . . → Read More: UPDATED: 8 Weirdest Places In America – Cheezy Americana

The Time I Worked For Fred Krueger and Donna Mills

Kernut — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:55:42 +0000

Do you think he means a 'blow job' at the salon for that hair??
Recently learning Herman Munster is alive and well and selling real estate, reminded me of one of the many jobs I had.
I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind.

Where was I? Oh, yeah.. jobs.

The kind you get paid for.

Oh ferfuckssake.

I was fairly young at the time I went to work for this insurance company. My boss was named Fred Krueger. I could not making this up if I tried, people. To separate himself from Freddy Krueger The Slasher, he insisted we called him Fred. Just Fred Krueger.

Yeah, that worked well. Calling him Fred totally made me forget his name WAS IDENTICAL TO THE INFAMOUS SLASHER FLICK DUDE.

It’s only 20 years later, I have a memory like Swiss cheese (the whole family does, actually), I couldn’t tell you what I had for breakfast any day last week, but this I remember.

Isn’t Fred short for Frederick? Why the fuck not just go with Rick? I can tell you I sure as shit wouldn’t be writing this post now if he had.

His secretary was named Donna Mills. I kid you not. If you know who that actress is, you’ve just dated yourself. Like I just did. But if anyone asks, I’m 27. She wasn’t Donna Mills the actress, but she . . . → Read More: The Time I Worked For Fred Krueger and Donna Mills

Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess

Kernut — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:31:05 +0000

Guy Kawasaki and crazed fan.
Recently, Guy Kawasaki came to my work and gave a talk on marketing and entrepreneurship.
It was awesome! He’s very funny, smart, self-deprecating, and very approachable. Apparently, the latter is against the opinion of his detractors.

I have to disagree with them. I found Guy to be very approachable – he let me attempt to get this photo THREE times. (and it’s still fuzzy WTF? I can’t even blame my crap photo skills on this one.)

He let me keep trying to get the picture even after I confessed to being the one who wrote the emails below…

(The following is my funny recounting of the events leading up to, and during, the Guy Kawasaki event. For his serious tips on marketing and entrepreneurship visit my post at Marketing Squirrel… Guy Kawasaki Talks About Marketing and Entrepreneurship.)

Letters to Guy Kawasaki, and Jenny, The Bloggess…
Juliana aka Kernut to Guy show details Jun 17
Hi Guy,

Just doing a bit of digging around on your site since I’ll be attending your Entrepreneurship 2.0 event at (place I work) next month.

I’m not sure if you’re still interested in examples for the above, but I have one:

Jane Seymour paints beautifully – and possess a true passion for it. She designs household accessories and jewelry as well. She’s also very approachable as a person. I met her in Malibu years ago at an art and wine festival where she had a booth.

I’ll see if I can . . . → Read More: Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess

On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer

Kernut — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:40:43 +0000
It’s true my dear Kernutties – I Went To Jail 4th of July Weekend.
The pokey, the joint, the big house, the slammer.

The Greybar Hotel.

The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson).

I was a guest of the state.

Alas, this time I did not commit any crimes (none they know about, anyway).

Fortunately for me (and you) I was allowed to leave. Albeit, after a short tour.

I went on a tour of Alcatraz State Prison for the 4th of July.

You know how I want my blog to be educational for y’all? Well, in the likely unlikely event you find yourself incarcerated, I wanted to share a little prison slang with you…

“Booty Bandits” or “Daddies” – Incarcerated sexual predators who prey on weaker inmates, called “punks.”

“Click up” – Gang term referring to getting along well with a homeboy, not looking for trouble.

“Killing your number” – Prison slang for serving one’s time or getting out on parole.

“Lugger” – Referring to an inmate who smuggles in and possesses contraband and illicit substances.

“Ride with” – Perform favors for a fellow convict, including sexual, in exchange for protection or commissary goods.

“Tits-up” – An inmate who has died.

(Prison Slang courtesy of insideprison.com )

So if you all find yourself in the big house keep your head down and kill your number. Find someone to ride with, or you just might find yourself up against a booty bandit. And click up with your . . . → Read More: On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer

Beautiful Blogger Award For Moi?

Kernut — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:05:46 +0000
Wow! I got another award! The Beautiful Blogger Award!
(I think someone saw my photoshopped picture.)

This is from the most sexy Wicked Shawn. Thank you sweetie! *throws kisses*

I like her.

Come to think of it, the other one was from her, too. (If you’re counting, yes that is only two awards. Your point?)

Beautiful Blogger Award - From Wicked Shawn. She likes me.

Here are the rules:
Thank the person who gave you the award. (done) List 7 things about yourself your readers do not know. Award 5 bloggers who you’ve recently discovered. . Seven things you could not care less about have been dying to know about me: I’m a bit of a health nut (no soda, booze, milk, etc) – but with an insatiable sweet-tooth. Chocolate. Every. Day. Not exaggerating. I want to travel the country and the world, but I haven’t even been to Hawaii. (Will you take me? Please?) I’ve been out of the country several times, but want MORE. Alas, I have no one to share my travels with. That sharing of experiences, my dear Kernutties, makes them so much richer for me. While I do enjoy traveling alone sometimes, at times it can be lonely. I love sex. Ok, maybe that’s not a secret. I love the art of seduction. It’s like the taming of a wild horse, so to speak: There’s the measured approach, cues taken from the horse, very slowly escalating, all the while savoring the moment. The journey is . . . → Read More: Beautiful Blogger Award For Moi?

Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips

Kernut — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:26:05 +0000
I know many of my seven readers have children. Intending my blog to always be informational, I want to share some great parenting tips with you all.
What? Just because I’m not a parent to a human doesn’t mean I don’t have great parenting ideas for you.

Seriously, don’t judge.

Need a babysitter in a pinch?

Duct tape = cheap babysitter. This kid is gonna be a great blogger when she grows up - she's already got a ton of blog fodder and she can't even write yet.

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No duct tape? No worries!

Going on vacation? No need to pay for seats you don't need: These two are ready for flight! Another pair of future bloggers in the making.

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Nursing is always a tough one. Here’s a nice diagram:

Men, don't try this at home. Or in public.

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And last, but not least… How to dress your child.

No shit. She's probably the one who bought you that shirt.

See? Those were great tips.

Or not. But now we know how bloggers are made.Viva la . . . → Read More: Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips

Today is Social Media Day!

Kernut — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:12:15 +0000
Happy Social Media Day!
According to Mashable June 30th is Social Media Day.

What, you didn’t know?!

Ok, me either. I mean, really when did this start? Yesterday?

So, I got this from The Bloggess. She thinks Mashable might have made it up. I’m thinking she’s right. But really, do we need a holiday to post and tweet?

I think not.

So… Happy Social Media Day! I think you should take the day off and celebrate properly.

Old Fishermen, Fresh Fish, and Dangerous Bad Boys

Kernut — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:46:40 +0000
Mist hung in the air as a gentle breeze caressed my skin.
Tons of seal pups! The brown things are not rocks - that's the pups.

The air smelled fresh, as it always does at the sea. Seals barked in the distance, their sounds echoing off the row of shops and restaurants. Seagulls scurried away as I drew near, some taking flight. The occasional whiff of sauteed garlic and fried seafood wafted through air.

A gust of wind caressed my bare legs, giving them goosebumps. Men winked and smiled as I sashayed down the long dock.

Excitement was in the air. The hair at the back of my neck tingled.

I was simultaneously electrified with anticipation yet afraid of the potential danger being so close to the known killers. I waited with baited breath, hoping to catch a glimpse of the large, dangerous group. Others were scared, too, while some jockeyed for the best spot to see them.

The water lapped at the side of the large passenger vessel as it gently pushed off the dock. There was a long journey ahead of me.

A shiver went up my spine.

Old Fisherman's Wharf

I spent the day on Old Fisherman’s Wharf in Monterey, California. I saw whales! Finally.

Thanks to Princess Monterey Whale Watching, I got to sit in the wheelhouse of the Pacific Explorer with Captain “Duke”, and a couple other crew members. As soon as we were away from the dock, he put on the radio . . . → Read More: Old Fishermen, Fresh Fish, and Dangerous Bad Boys

Reach Out And Touch Me And Other Shameless Self-Promotions

Kernut — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 04:58:18 +0000

Reach Out and Touch Someone. Well, me.
Don’t you just want reach out and to touch me? Come on, don’t be shy!
Hello my lovely Kernutties! You know how I’ve been teasing you all about something coming? Something I wanted to announce (something that maybe Mom and Dad wouldn’t be too excited about?) Well, you all have waited long enough!

I’ve been a busy gal lately, blogging here and blogging there. In case you can’t get enough of me (well, just pretend if you have to), I’d like to introduce you all to a couple shameless self promotions other cool sites where you might also find me blogging away. And for many two those of you who’ve asked, I’ll also include the many ways you can connect with me, your fearless leader favorite bonkers blogging blond.
Shameless Self-Promotion (or sponsors?, kinda the same thing)
Marketing Squirrel – I blog here about social media marketing and blogging to promote your business, book, or service. They have ad space available on many social media niche communities. If you think one of our sites is a good match for theirs, please see their contact page.

(Mom and Dad, it’s ok to tell Grandma about the above, but you should all skip these next two paragraphs, ok? It’s just better that way.)

The Graphic Details of Intimate Moments - A sex blog is coming (pun totally intended)! They have a couple posts up now, but they assure me more are on the way. I may . . . → Read More: Reach Out And Touch Me And Other Shameless Self-Promotions