The Best Date I’ve Had Since I Joined Match.com
After spending a couple hours getting to know each other, I was ready.
Really ready.
I’ve waited a long time for this moment.
Too long.
Taking my time, I slowly warmed her up. Pushing all the right buttons, her fine motor began purring beneath me. I wrapped my hands around her, slowly stroking her, discovering the feel of her, getting to know her better.
She had unexpected strength and power, but she gave over full control to me, completely trusting me. Not one to hold back, she gave me as much as I wanted, as much as I could take.
I wanted all of her, and I was ready to take her to the next level.
With her sweet motor purring beneath me, I gave her what she’d been waiting for – an injection of fuel.
As the 34′ RV pulled out, I got an unbelievable rush.
It was orgasmic.
Holy Hot Orgasm Batman! Driving a huge motorhome is more than I could have imagined. I’m still high from the experience.
Giddy from the heat of my new found love, I turned to the sales gal seated next to me said, “This is the best date I’ve had since I joined Match.com. I’ll never need to date again.”.
With an understated power she handled smoothly, easily turning at my whim.
And we drove off into the sunset.
We had a great time but it has to be a casual thing, for now. I should probably sell some more stuff first (buy funny t-shirts and stuff, or adult toys), and/or win the lottery first.
I’ve just about given up on Match.com. While I’m positive there are good guys out there, I’ve lost the mental stamina needed to weed through the throngs of weirdos or guys who lack follow-through. I do have a date tonight with one guy from Match and am trying to get into the right mindset. I don’t know what to call him, maybe Last Chance.
While I’ve all but given up on Match.com, I will consider any applicants with RVs. Feel free to send me an email at swtrpnzl at aim dot com. Include picture of your RV.
That is a pretty nice looking RV.
Yeah, I loved it. Someday I’ll marry, er I mean, have one of my own 🙂
Ha! Maybe you should alter your profile to say that?
I’ll be interested to hear how it goes. I’m pretty much ready to pull the plug on on-line dating forever.
I thought about adding that, just for kicks. I do have in there that I dream of traveling the country in a motorhome.
I’m so over the dating thing right now. In fact, I’m only looking for a “Mr. Right Now” because of the all the wishy-washy weirdos in the Long Term Category.
Ooooohhh, its got a slider.
I know!! Got to love the sliders. Gees, I’m getting all warm and fuzzy in the warm and fuzzy places just thinking about it.
I too am madly in love with RVs… I always “tour” the ones they park in the mall until the saleslady makes me get out of the bed.
LOL Gee, I always get followed around when I go to look at them – no chance to check out the bed. Unless, maybe the salesman wants to join me. Huh. Maybe I’ll try that next time. It’s got to be better than Match.com.
You tease. I started reading this and thought, “Kernut’s going to be here any minute! I need to clear my schedule and line up some of the hot officers I have met.”
But alas, it was merely a test drive.
Sorry Love! You know I will visit you as soon as I get an RV. But the weather will also have to settle down a bit. I hope you’re hanging on out there in KY!
It was just a test drive, but I’m ready to test drive the hot officers. 😉
I’d also recommend a ’67 Chevelle with a 396 and a 4-on-the-floor. You have to sleep on the grass outside, but you look cool doing it.
*purrrrr* Yeah, that’s worth an orgasm or two.
Wouldn’t you actually be Batwoman? Glad you had fun, though.
That’s the type of phrase Robin always says to Batman: “Holy (blank) Batman!”.
I would like to be Batwoman if it meant I could “do” Batman. But I’ll gladly take “Ranger” of the Janet Evanovich books.
Gotta go – I think I need a smoke.
Sounds like the perfect date. Awesome description. It reminded me of ee cummings poem, she being brand. Perfect.
Thank you – and welcome to my place! Next up, MotorHomeMatch.com! 😉