Comments for Kernut the Blond

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Kernut

Kernut — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:29:26 +0000

Yeah, we cut open that little rattler that scared me. Even though he was over two feet long, he had no meat on him. I just have to try it one of these days.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Mule Breath

Mule Breath — Mon, 13 May 2013 00:03:05 +0000

Snake meat takes too much work for too little pleasure. Only time I’ll do snake is when nothing else is handy. The only thing I avoid is skunk, although knowing my grandma like I do I won’t swear that I’ve never had it.

“Tastes just like chicken!”

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Kernut

Kernut — Sun, 12 May 2013 23:52:04 +0000

Me, too! The babies are adorable.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Kernut

Kernut — Sun, 12 May 2013 23:49:23 +0000

I’m ready to try rattlesnake, but will pass on the ‘dillo.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Kernut

Kernut — Sun, 12 May 2013 23:48:22 +0000

You, Sir, are a brave man. A friend just asked me what is the strangest thing I’ve eaten. I came up with three things: escargot, octopus, and alligator. The last was the best.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by bluzdude

bluzdude — Sun, 12 May 2013 13:56:07 +0000

Armadillos remind me of miniature dinosaurs.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Jo

Jo — Sun, 12 May 2013 13:05:29 +0000

My grandma used to make armadillo chili–tastes great.

Comment on Giant Armadillo Invades Flea Market in Texas; Fleas Terrified. by Mule Breath

Mule Breath — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:36:42 +0000

When fixing chili one must use whatever carne one finds available. Dillo that has been asphalt tenderized is as fine as possum and a durn sight easier to harvest.

Comment on Ode to an Awning by Kernut

Kernut — Thu, 02 May 2013 15:25:28 +0000

We got another one last night. I guess I’m the only one who likes my poetry. It’s supposed to be funny. I think no one else gets it. I sent you an email…did you get it?

Comment on Ode to an Awning by Jo

Jo — Thu, 02 May 2013 13:29:51 +0000

That storm was a doosey!! You have so many talents. I’m not sure poetry is your best, however. LOL Love you.

Comment on The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye by The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish - Kernut the Blond

The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish - Kernut the Blond — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:04:18 +0000

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Comment on The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish by The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye - Kernut the Blond

The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye - Kernut the Blond — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:55:58 +0000

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Comment on I just got felt up by TSA by Too Cold To Snow and I'm Turning Blue - Kernut the Blond

Too Cold To Snow and I'm Turning Blue - Kernut the Blond — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:56:58 +0000

[...] I just got felt up by TSA [...]

Comment on I just got felt up by TSA by Cindi

Cindi — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:07:34 +0000

Didn’t want to try the Easy Bake Oven Huh!

Comment on I just got felt up by TSA by William Auld

William Auld — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:25:50 +0000

You are one funny lady. I believe you where concerned that it was a teleportation appartius and thinking you might not end up at your intented destination. Maybe further up north, where it is really COLD.

Comment on I just got felt up by TSA by Mule Breath

Mule Breath — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 03:54:59 +0000

And all this while I’ve been taking flights to about anywhere just HOPING that two or three female TSA agents would “touch my junk.”

Comment on I just got felt up by TSA by Bluzdude

Bluzdude — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:20:30 +0000

I’ve never been envious of a TSA agent before… But I’m glad you made it home otherwise unscathed.

Comment on What is a ‘kernut’? by I just got felt up by TSA - Kernut the Blond

I just got felt up by TSA - Kernut the Blond — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 01:56:43 +0000

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Comment on Too Cold To Snow and I’m Turning Blue by desertrose

desertrose — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:00:46 +0000

Are you back home yet? Not that we’re worried or anything…:)

Comment on Too Cold To Snow and I’m Turning Blue by Gary

Gary — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:46:11 +0000

Chickenbone? Lol. I went skiing once in Vermont. I put on the skies and made it to the edge of the slope. Another guy came up beside me, jumped, and was out of sight in seconds. I thought “Hell No. Remember Sonny Bono”. I sat down, removed the skies, and walked away. Not for me.