Do your feet get tired of walking in heels? Here’s the solution!

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Acura shoe. Great performance.

I actually like these. Do you think the headlights work on these? You could see where you’re walking in the dark. That would be cool.

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KISS boots.

KISS called. They want their boots back.

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All laced up.

All laced up and nowhere to go.

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These remind me of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner.

Blade Runner shoes to satisfy your metal or sci-fi fetish.

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The new snake skin shoe.

These would be complete if they had a rattle dangling from them.

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For 'Pony Play' the right way.

Pony Play anyone?

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Bridal stripper shoes!

I’ve always wanted a Vegas Showgirl/Chippendale wedding (bride and groom dressed as a Vegas Showgirl and a Chippendale. These are the shoes I will wear.

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Slave shoes?

And finally, for the Dom who has gotten you (almost) everything – Nail shoes. Who ever thought of these??

. . . → Read More: Got Kinky Shoe Fetish?]]> http://kernut.com/who-cares/got-kinky-shoe-fetish/feed/ 10 http://kernut.com/social-media/social-media-jobs-spam-sex-and-dating/ http://kernut.com/social-media/social-media-jobs-spam-sex-and-dating/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:03:53 +0000 Kernut http://kernut.com/?p=1534 This is me. What, you thought I was human?

Sadly, no. It’s been about a year since I had a boyfriend – and he was really lousy in bed. Come to think of it, so was the one before him.

But I have been discovered – by spammers.

When I’m not here blogging (and deleting spam), I’m over here writing about Social Media (and deleting spam), or here writing about sexy stuff.

That is, when I’m not at my new job!

Yes, it’s true folks – I am no longer a government-subsidized cube dweller. I have escaped the padded cell, a.k.a. the cubicle from hell.

(Believe it or not, I didn’t get fired for asking Guy Kawasaki if he had a single brother for me. Truth be told, by then I had already given notice so there would have been no point in firing me in my last week. Heh heh.)

So far the new job is good. I’m doing the marketing tasks I love (Facebook, Twitter, blogging, creating and implementing marketing strategy), and learning more as I go. (much rejoicing all around)

Other than that, there’s not much going on in my social life. Tonight for instance, I’m home watching the first season of HBO’s Hung on DVD and living vicariously. OMG! That’s good stuff and Thomas Jane has a lovely naked body.*fans face*

In case you’re . . . → Read More: Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order]]> http://kernut.com/social-media/social-media-jobs-spam-sex-and-dating/feed/ 10 http://kernut.com/humor/on-the-4th-of-july-i-went-to-jail-the-pokey-the-slammer/ http://kernut.com/humor/on-the-4th-of-july-i-went-to-jail-the-pokey-the-slammer/#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:40:43 +0000 Kernut http://kernut.com/?p=2133 The pokey, the joint,  the big house, the slammer.

The Greybar Hotel.

The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson).

I was a guest of the state.

Alas, this time I did not commit any crimes (none they know about, anyway).

Fortunately for me (and you) I was allowed to leave. Albeit, after a short tour.

I went on a tour of Alcatraz State Prison for the 4th of July.

You know how I want my blog to be educational for y’all? Well, in the likely unlikely event you find yourself incarcerated, I wanted to share a little prison slang with you…

“Booty Bandits” or “Daddies” – Incarcerated sexual predators who prey on weaker inmates, called “punks.”

“Click up” – Gang term referring to getting along well with a homeboy, not looking for trouble.

“Killing your number” – Prison slang for serving one’s time or getting out on parole.

“Lugger” – Referring to an inmate who smuggles in and possesses contraband and illicit substances.

“Ride with” – Perform favors for a fellow convict, including sexual, in exchange for protection or commissary goods.

“Tits-up” – An inmate who has died.

(Prison Slang courtesy of insideprison.com )

So if you all find yourself in the big house keep your head down and kill your number. Find someone to ride with, or you just might find yourself up against a booty bandit. And click up with your . . . → Read More: On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer]]> http://kernut.com/humor/on-the-4th-of-july-i-went-to-jail-the-pokey-the-slammer/feed/ 2 http://kernut.com/family/the-earl-of-argyll-socks-and-other-relatives/ http://kernut.com/family/the-earl-of-argyll-socks-and-other-relatives/#comments Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:27:00 +0000 Kernut http://kernut.com/?p=1806 This should totally be mine.

Rumor has it my family is related to a bunch few famous people. Most of whom you’ve probably never heard of.

Ted McGinley, the cute actor. One of his more well-known roles was as Jefferson Darcy on ‘Married with Children’. Yes, that guy! He really does look like the male members of my father’s side of the family. My aunt knows the details, but we’re distant cousins or something… which is too bad because otherwise he just might have made my last list.

On my mother’s side, we’re related to Bertrand Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, a philosopher, mathematician, humanitarian, and Nobel Prize winner. (Apparently, the “smarts” aren’t necessarily hereditary, otherwise I’d be famous rather than infamous.) We’re related through the Duke of Bedford. By all accounts a nice guy, but it seems Bertrand’s life was a bit of an emotional roller coaster at times. Here’s a quote from his biography:

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair.’

Huh, perhaps we are related… but I really wish it had been the ‘smarts’ that had been passed on.

Apparently we are also related to a Catholic Priest, Father Edward, who had a gambling problem (hey, . . . → Read More: The Earl of Argyll Socks, and Other Relatives]]> http://kernut.com/family/the-earl-of-argyll-socks-and-other-relatives/feed/ 6 http://kernut.com/who-cares/questions-and-answers/ http://kernut.com/who-cares/questions-and-answers/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 03:16:17 +0000 Kernut http://kernut.com/?p=1507 Questions and Answers. The answers may or may not be accurate.