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Fact or Fiction?

By Kernut, on January 13th, 2011%

Today’s Blog Gang topic is Fact or Fiction.

I thought I’d give you all a little quiz about me. Exciting, huh?

  • I got a marriage proposal over the holidays. Fact or Fiction?

This one was just too odd, so I won’t keep you in suspense: It’s both.

Lemme esplain…

This incident prompted my post A Pigeon Named Spot in that as soon as I gave him his freedom, he bounded back by asking me if I would run off to Vegas and marry him. I said “yes, let’s go” and then he started backpedaling*. Whatever. He’s free to go, but wants to sit on the fence (this only makes sense if you read that post).

*Apparently he was only on a fishing expedition, wondering if I would marry him. Oh, then I change my answer.

Thought in my head: NEXT!

Ok, on with rest of the Fact or Fiction Quiz….

Only one answer is true for each question. Pick the fact for each question. Don’t stop now! Continue reading Fact or Fiction? UPDATED

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Q & A Sexionnaire

By Kernut, on August 16th, 2010%
Questions and Answers.

Questions and Answers. The answers may or may not be accurate.

Before I start, let me just tell you all this is the only question I’ve received in months. Months. Ummm, is anyone still out there?

Anonymous Question: Do you still enjoy ALL the actions of sex?

Answer: Ok, so I have to wonder why you said ‘still’. Do I somehow seem old? Past my prime? My picture may be a bit airbrushed, but it is not old. ‘Still’ implies I am past a certain age of enjoying the pleasures in life, and there has been, or will be, a decline in my level of enjoyment. Let me assure you there has been no decline, nor do I see one in the future. I’m just as randy as ever.

In answer to the second part where you emphasize the word ‘ALL’… that’s a pretty big category there. ‘ALL’ could include actions like hardcore S&M (cutting, biting, knife play), orgies, or a whole host of other things. I don’t enjoy those mentioned above, so I guess the answer is no, I do not enjoy ‘ALL’ the actions of sex. While I’m not ‘vanilla’, I’m not all spice, either.

Thank you for the question! I blog live for your questions and comments. Feel free to ask me more questions. Anytime. Really. PLEASE? (The form is just to the left of this post. Sending me tickets to Hawaii is not a requirement. But it’s a nice thought.)

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Questions and Answers

By Kernut, on May 27th, 2010%

Questions and Answers. The answers may or may not be accurate.

I apologize for not responding sooner, but Formspring, the maker of the comment box on the right, didn’t notify me I had emails! *sigh* Apparently, this has been going on for a while with other members, too, and there is no plan to fix the issue. ???

Disclaimer: I make no promises about the accuracy of the following answers. Do not try this at home. Check with your physician before proceeding. Enter at your own risk. You must be 18 and this tall to ride this ride.

Questions I received…

Q 1. How tall are you?

A. Moooooog35 is that you? I’m about 5’5″.

Q 2.  Hmm i wrote in this box, but don’t know where any reply might show, facebook?

A. They don’t actually show up anywhere. I will repost the questions and answer them here.

Those are all the questions I got. Don’t you all want some more snarky dating advice? Well, I hope so because I’m working on the next round of tips. Feel free to send me questions.

If you’re not worried about anonymity, you can email me questions at swtrpnzl (at) aim (dot) com. I’ll keep your contact info private – only you and I will know

If you don’t share this story, zombies will get you. (Just a little.)

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