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Animals Behaving Very Badly – NSFW

Kernut — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 01:46:33 +0000

This pose is all too familiar. Soooo, do you think we got our mating habits from apes? Does this prove the theory of evolution? I think so. On both counts. . . . → Read More: Animals Behaving Very Badly – NSFW

Life Before The Computer

Kernut — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:06:05 +0000

Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly because I’m just to lazy to write a real post today and this was funny. They typos, however, are totally mine since I retyped this from scratch.)

Life Before The Computer:

This is totally me when I work from home.

Memory was something you lost with age.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

A web was a spider’s home.

A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out.

Got Kinky Shoe Fetish?

Kernut — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:45:52 +0000

Looking for a new pair of shoes? Got a shoe or foot fetish? Got an animal foot fetish? Are you a Dom who needs a gift for your slave? Let me help you out…

Chair Shoes? Foot Chair?

Do your feet get tired of walking in heels? Here’s the solution!

Acura shoe. Great performance.

I actually like these. Do you think the headlights work on these? You could see where you’re walking in the dark. That would be cool.

KISS boots.

KISS called. They want their boots back.

All laced up.

All laced up and nowhere to go.

These remind me of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner.

Blade Runner shoes to satisfy your metal or sci-fi fetish.

The new snake skin shoe.

These would be complete if they had a rattle dangling from them.

For 'Pony Play' the right way.

Pony Play anyone?

Bridal stripper shoes!

I’ve always wanted a Vegas Showgirl/Chippendale wedding (bride and groom dressed as a Vegas Showgirl and a Chippendale. These are the shoes I will wear.

Slave shoes?

And finally, for the Dom who has gotten you (almost) everything – Nail shoes. Who ever thought of these??

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14 Signs You’re Over 40

Kernut — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:03:17 +0000

40 sounds great. Not that I relate. I'm still 27. Always 27.

We interrupt the regularly scheduled post to bring you… well, this.

First, let me just say I did not write this. I wish I had, but I didn’t. The following was sent via email by a friend…

If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!

But now that I’m over the ripe old age of forty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today. They’ve got it so easy. I mean, compared to my childhood, they live in a damn Utopia.

And I hate to say it, but kids today don’t know how good they’ve got it! 1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no e-mail!! We had to actually write somebody a letter – with a pen! Then you had to . . . → Read More: 14 Signs You’re Over 40