By Kernut, on July 13th, 2010%
Do you think he means a 'blow job' at the salon for that hair??
I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind.
Where was I? Oh, yeah.. jobs.
The kind you get paid for.
Oh ferfuckssake.
I was fairly young at the time I went to work for this insurance company. My boss was named Fred Krueger. I could not making this up if I tried, people. To separate himself from Freddy Krueger The Slasher, he insisted we called him Fred. Just Fred Krueger.
Yeah, that worked well. Calling him Fred totally made me forget his name WAS IDENTICAL TO THE INFAMOUS SLASHER FLICK DUDE. Continue reading The Time I Worked For Fred Krueger and Donna Mills
By Kernut, on March 22nd, 2010%
Malibu Colony #63 from the deck... this was my favorite spot to sit, and where I was when Rob Reiner tried to talk to me. I'm so lame. Sorry Rob. Love your movies!
Several years ago I transferred to Malibu to work as Marc Andreessen’s Estate Manager, overseeing care of the property in the Malibu Colony and managing the staff. It was a great job, for the most part.
Malibu was pretty, and pretty boring for a single gal. Not much to do so I stirred up some trouble. (You can read a bit about Malibu and one of my more interesting exploits here.) I’ll write about some of the crazier stuff later, like when my parents get tired of reading their kid’s new blog (or just give up on my ever achieving greatness, or providing grandchildren. Ya, like a starving dog with a fat bone…).
So instead, I’m going to gossip about celebrities I saw when I was lived in ‘Bu (“Bu” as the locals call it – ’cause they’re special). It’s a random list of my encounters so don’t get too excited. (The stuff I could sell to tabloids for cubic dollars I’m saving for later.)
Breakfast with Spielberg. Continue reading Life In Malibu – Celebrity Encounters
By Kernut, on February 17th, 2010%
This lead to my first preconceived idea: Malibu is a hotspot of celebrity activity! . . . → Read More: Once Upon a Time in Malibu
By Kernut, on February 17th, 2010%
Oh, and to the wasted chick singing and dancing like a drunken zombie when everyone was seated: No more coke for you. . . . → Read More: Billy Joel & Elton John ROCKED the House!
By Kernut, on February 14th, 2010%
The 18th Green at Pebble Beach
It was a beautiful day at the AT&T Open in Pebble Beach!
Going to a major golf tournament was a first for me and this was a great one to start with: The sun was shinning, the air was fresh, and there was a gentle breeze. As someone who doesn’t care for crowded parties or malls at Christmas-time, the crowds were quite manageable. Maybe because we were outside? However the “so-so” food surprised me, considering it was Pebble Beach. With the exception of a crepe stand, it was the same greasy faire you’d get at any festival, only more expensive.
The highlight of the event was the celebrities: Bill Murray, George Lopez, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle and Tom Brady, just to name a few. They were the highlight in my opinion, not because of their celeb status (I’ve seen plenty of celebrities), but because the were FUNNY and engaged the audience.
Bill Murray was great, using props and dramatic gestures to entertain us, although in obvious pain as he limped around the course on his bad knee (I heard he refused to use a cart.). He even attempted to “hula hoop” with some fans. He didn’t do so well. We’ll let him chalk it up to his bad knee.
At a point on the 17th(?) green, he hit a shot over the wall and into the surf, narrowly missing a seagull. When he went to hit again, he threw his club down in the sand (yup, he . . . → Read More: AT&T Pro Am Golf Torunament
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