Zombies, RV Life, and Random Craziness
- Willcox, Arizona, resting place of Warren Earp, Rex Allen and Koko the Horse.
- Happy Birthday! Checkers, the RV copilot, turned 18 today.
- Ten Things: Random Observations From the Road
- Put the hooker in the box, and the bird in the closet.
- “The Thing” in Dragoon, Arizona? It’s a dead thing.
- Bugzilla, my new roommate.
- Tombstones in Tombstone, Arizona
- Holy Flying Vampires, Y’all! The bugs are big in Texas.
- From the Ocean-to-Ocean Bridge to the Bridge to Nowhere, and shaking your dates in between.
- Severe Weather Alert: Like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
- The Center of the World, and two blondes in Mexico.
- Don’t make me get my gun out. Again.
- I got down, way down, in Calipatria.
- I was eaten by a giant dinosaur, and then I found millions of Zombie Fish.
- Cement boats, giant artichokes, old jails, and two-story outhouses.
- Ten Things You Must Know Before Buying a Used RV
- Train and Tumbleweed
- Giant Bunnies, Giant Monopoly Boards, and World’s Longest Garlic Braid. Welcome to Northern California.
- 28 Days Later
- Border Patrol = Reno 911
Pimpin my affiliates… Seriously, this blog can not survive on my writing alone.
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By Kernut, on November 9th, 2010%
For Ten Things Tuesday, I thought I’d give y’all some more important information. You know, ’cause I like you to leave this blog feeling like you got a little chuckle out of it and that you’re a little smarter for having come here.
And so you can say you come here to learn something. It’s kind of like when you say you read Playboy for the articles. Not that you do that.
Ten Things I Learned This Past Week
I learned…
1. I can wear my underwear inside out for half the day before I notice. As @CardsfanClay tweeted: ‘As long as they weren’t on the outside it’s fine.’ Good point.
2. Installing a right-click/copy prevention plugin is upsetting to some of my readers. I had no idea – I swear! I’ve turned off the right-click thingy. The text that used to pop up was my attempt at humor, I don’t actually check anyone’s IP address or send them to the blog police. And NO, I seriously don’t think my stuff is worth stealing, but the thieves aren’t picky, apparently. I saw some of their sites – and while they did steal some top-notch stuff, they also stole pure crap, like what you read here. Anyway, that’s probably why everyone’s stopped commenting on my site anymore. I’m sure it’s not my writing. Don’t stop now! Continue reading Ten Things I Learned This Week
By Kernut, on July 8th, 2010%
It was awesome! He’s very funny, smart, self-deprecating, and very approachable. Apparently, the latter is against the opinion of his detractors. . . . → Read More: Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess
By Kernut, on July 3rd, 2010%
Wow! I got another award! The Beautiful Blogger Award!
(I think someone saw my photoshopped picture.)
This is from the most sexy Wicked Shawn. Thank you sweetie! *throws kisses*
I like her.
Come to think of it, the other one was from her, too. (If you’re counting, yes that is only two awards. Your point?)
 Beautiful Blogger Award - From Wicked Shawn. She likes me. Here are the rules:
Thank the person who gave you the award. (done)
List 7 things about yourself your readers do not know.
Award 5 bloggers who you’ve recently discovered.
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By Kernut, on June 30th, 2010%
Happy Social Media Day!
According to Mashable June 30th is Social Media Day.
What, you didn’t know?!
Ok, me either. I mean, really when did this start? Yesterday?
So, I got this from The Bloggess. She thinks Mashable might have made it up. I’m thinking she’s right. But really, do we need a holiday to post and tweet?
I think not.
So… Happy Social Media Day! I think you should take the day off and celebrate properly.
If you don’t share this story, zombies will get you. (Just a little.)
By Kernut, on June 23rd, 2010%
 Reach Out and Touch Someone. Well, me. Don’t you just want reach out and to touch me? Come on, don’t be shy! 
Hello my lovely Kernutties! You know how I’ve been teasing you all about something coming? Something I wanted to announce (something that maybe Mom and Dad wouldn’t be too excited about?) Well, you all have waited long enough!
I’ve been a busy gal lately, blogging here and blogging there. In case you can’t get enough of me (well, just pretend if you have to), I’d like to introduce you all to a couple shameless self promotions other cool sites where you might also find me blogging away. And for many two those of you who’ve asked, I’ll also include the many ways you can connect with me, your fearless leader favorite bonkers blogging blond.
Shameless Self-Promotion (or sponsors?, kinda the same thing)
Marketing Squirrel – I blog here about social media marketing and blogging to promote your business, book, or service. They have ad space available on many social media niche communities. If you think one of our sites is a good match for theirs, please see their contact page.
(Mom and Dad, it’s ok to tell Grandma about the above, but you should all skip these next two paragraphs, ok? It’s just better that way.) Don’t stop now! Continue reading Reach Out And Touch Me And Other Shameless Self-Promotions
By Kernut, on June 8th, 2010%
 The Bloggin' Love What a wonderful week full of the Blogging Love! Two great fellow bloggers have linked to my blog! *fans face*
And Her Blogging Royal Highness, The Bloggess came to my site and commented on one of my posts! *swoon* I think I just got girl wood. (If you don’t know why I’m so turned on, well, you probably don’ t have a blog. Just imagine ROYALTY coming to your doorstep and leaving a note, k?)
Three Tabby Cats In Vienna kindly added me to the Carnival of The Cats! At my begging request they linked to my post about Checkers, my hairball of love, and her umm, first experience with yarn. (Not for the faint of heart.) There’s even a lovely picture of my baby! They also spread lots of kitty love around the interwebs. Check out their site for lots of cute kitty stories.
And my dear Wicked Shawn at Wicked Girls Think It… oh how I love your sexy playfulness! She said I should visit her site, where I saw this… Don’t stop now! Continue reading Spreading The Blogging Love and Getting Horizontal
By Kernut, on May 11th, 2010%
 There's a magazine about this? I’m fascinated by linguistics, especially the colloquialisms specific to a certain region. We all have them, and those little words can give an indication of where you grew up, or lived for many years.
Also when you grew up.
A friend is visiting from Minnesota. He’s never been to California so I’m showing him the sights. The other day I used the word ‘dude’ when relaying some meaningless important story to him.
Yes, maybe I’m a hopelessly outdated Californian, but that’s not the point.
He’s been here three weeks and I’m the first person who’s said ‘dude’ to him. WTF? Don’t stop now! Continue reading We Say ‘Dude’ In These Here Parts
By Kernut, on April 3rd, 2010%
Workforced.com – This Office Doesn’t Work
People, I’ve found a fellow cube-dweller and sufferer of my cube-shaped bit of hell. My heart it full.
While stalking perusing one of my favorite blogs, Midget Man of Steel’s Mental Poo, I read his interview with Don Joe from Workforced.com. Comic GENIUS – both of them. Certifiable yes, but genius.
I trotted on over to Workforce.com, an office comedy blog, and immediately realized I had found a comrade: A fellow sufferer of the padded, square-shaped hell. We are not alone.
What he wrote about one of his colleagues bringing around their newborn brought tears of laughter to my eyes – Where The Son Doesn’t Shine.
The man is now on my Blogroll: Funnier Bloggers.
If you don’t share this story, zombies will get you. (Just a little.)
By Kernut, on March 13th, 2010%
So, what does any self-respecting procrastinator do at a time like this? Find great shit to read on the internet. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to share my findings. These had me laughing so hard they brought tears to my eyes… . . . → Read More: Funny Shit Someone Else Wrote…
By Kernut, on March 5th, 2010%
I got flowers last night. A big bouquet of beautiful red roses. Ok, so they were from a complete stranger. But he’s totally hot. . . . → Read More: I Got Roses Last Night
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