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There’s no i in team, but there are two u’s in shut up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 27, 2013 by KernutOctober 28, 2013
Peter Pan costume.

Why is it when some people have an issue, rather than discuss it like a rational human being they decide to lash out? *sigh*

Or even worse, they assume something completely moronic and then lash out like they know everything? And why is it some people run the minute there is any conflict? How can you get to be that old and not have learned SOME communication skills??

But never mind this for now, I really don’t care. Instead I will try to live by this message from Joel Osteen (posted on Facebook, thanks to reader Greg V.):

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Posted in Animals, Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Cats, random

The Life of Pye: Puss in boots, one year later.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 21, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
"Hold meh, Boot. Hold da kitteh."

It’s been a year since Pye appeared on my doorstep. A year of learning about relationships, for both of us. Yes, I’m referring to my cat as if she’s a person. Please see the tag line under the title of this blog for the explanation.

We’re going to skip what I’ve learned about relationships this past year or so; I’ll save that for another time. Let’s move on to Pye for now, shall we?

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Posted in Animals, Good For The Soul, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Love, Things You Should Know

A day at the park: Myrtle the Turtle

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 19, 2013 by KernutSeptember 19, 2013
Baby snapping turtle

Meet Myrtle the Turtle. She’s a baby Alligator Snapping Turtle, and her soft shell is only about one inch long. This is an extreme closeup photo – she’s only about the size of a quarter. Ranger Roscoe just loves her tiny little tail. (you can see it in the above photo)

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Posted in Animals, When I'm Not Here, Worlds Largest, Worlds Smallest | Tagged Texas, Things You Should Know, Worlds Largest

The Life of Pye: Two Cures for Cat-induced Sleep Deprivation

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 21, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
A sleeping cat.

The sleep deprivation was getting to me. Since Pye is a water-loving freak of cat nature, squirting her with water has the opposite effect it would on normal cats. Locking her out of the bedroom, something I’d rather not have to do because I like her little warm body sleeping next to mine, doesn’t work because she scratches at the door all night. She wants to cuddle for about five minutes, but then she wants to play.

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Posted in Animals | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Trouble

The Life of Pye: Pye and The Minnow

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 25, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Pye has never seen a minnow and doesn't know what to think.

The Life of Pye is about a cat – the cat who adopted me. This is another post in the sporadic series about Pye’s antics. Some previous stories are Pye Has a Foot Fetish and Thirty Hours Without Pye. Before I start, let me note that this post is not … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Not Daily Photos | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Pye, aka Drama Cat, in her new harness.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. The cat who adopted me. And this is a short, sporadically posted series about her. The first post is Pye has a foot fetish. Pye is still quite pudgy. She’s been on a diet for several months (1/2 cup of kibbles as … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Criminal Acts | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

The Life of Pye: Pye Has a Foot Fetish

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 3, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
A rare moment of calm in February. She's curled up along my side and arm. We're napping.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. Well, the movie titled The Life of Pi isn’t entirely about a cat. Ok, the movie isn’t really about a cat at all, it just has a cat in it. Whatever, we can’t be picky. But this post is about a cat. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

Cat-butt-tongue Water

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 13, 2013 by KernutJanuary 13, 2013

This is another post about my cat. If you don’t have pets, or never had pets, you probably won’t get this. In fact, you may decide to never get a pet, ever. But they’re totally worth it. I went to visit my friends Ben and Jo in Rockport, Texas over … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals | Tagged Cats

It’s ALIVE! or How Pyewacket is like the Energizer Bunny.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 21, 2012 by KernutNovember 26, 2012
It's ALIVE, and too damn cute.

Like a song you can’t stop singing, this famous one-liner from Frankenstein is stuck in my head: “It’s ALIVE!!” Because It’s Alive. All. The. Time. And because I’m losing sleep. [I suppose I should provide an update to Pyewacket’s peeing problem for those who may have missed it. A trip … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals | Tagged Cats, Love

I’ve been adopted by a cat named Pyewacket

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 30, 2012 by KernutNovember 26, 2012
And this is what she does all day. I just wish she would to it at night so I could sleep.

She adopted me. Really. I say the park stray kitten adopted me because she showed up at my doorstep, spent a couple days checking me out, and then moved in. Now she doesn’t want to go outside. Ever. The Rangers and I first noticed her in the park about four days … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals | Tagged Cats, Love

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