Monthly Archives: September 2010

Greeting Cards for The Zombie Apocalypse

Kernut the Blond Posted on by

Their tag line? “Close Combat Techniques… because you WILL run out of ammo.”

Seriously, they’re right. You will.

They ask us ‘When the dead rise, will you be able to dispatch them with a simple smile on your face and a witty comeback on your lips?’

I think not.

These guys are really smart – they’re thinking ahead. They’re thinking OUTSIDE of the Zombie box, people. We need to do the same or we’re going to be left behind.

That’s when I came up with the idea for Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Cards

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Cuff Em Danno

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The cop goes to uncuff him, but he can’t find his handcuff key. It’s gone. Totally lost. He asks if I have mine.

Nope. Didn’t expect to be doing the handcuffing on this one. Plus my key was taken away from me. But that’s another story.

So the cop leaves me alone in the apartment with the handcuffed BIG dude. Who could head-butt me to death with one blow. Who is innocent of skipping bail. But not cop-killing.

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Capitola Begonia Festival is Live Blogging FAIL #2

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What is it with me and these Live Blogging fails?? Seriously. I don’t claim to be a techno genius, but it shouldn’t be this hard. Twitter hates me. That’s all I can think of. Or, my unicorn force field has disturbed the ability of my technology to function correctly. Crap. … But, wait! There’s more…