Zombies, RV Life, and Random Craziness
- Willcox, Arizona, resting place of Warren Earp, Rex Allen and Koko the Horse.
- Happy Birthday! Checkers, the RV copilot, turned 18 today.
- Ten Things: Random Observations From the Road
- Put the hooker in the box, and the bird in the closet.
- “The Thing” in Dragoon, Arizona? It’s a dead thing.
- Bugzilla, my new roommate.
- Tombstones in Tombstone, Arizona
- Holy Flying Vampires, Y’all! The bugs are big in Texas.
- From the Ocean-to-Ocean Bridge to the Bridge to Nowhere, and shaking your dates in between.
- Severe Weather Alert: Like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
- The Center of the World, and two blondes in Mexico.
- Don’t make me get my gun out. Again.
- I got down, way down, in Calipatria.
- I was eaten by a giant dinosaur, and then I found millions of Zombie Fish.
- Cement boats, giant artichokes, old jails, and two-story outhouses.
- Ten Things You Must Know Before Buying a Used RV
- Train and Tumbleweed
- Giant Bunnies, Giant Monopoly Boards, and World’s Longest Garlic Braid. Welcome to Northern California.
- 28 Days Later
- Border Patrol = Reno 911
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By Kernut, on May 4th, 2010%
 The Road to Nowhere - much like my life. Today’s post is more pictorial than blog, and therefore good for those of you who buy magazines for the pictures, and not the stories.
Uh hem.
Once again this week I tried to go on the whale watching cruise. You know, so I can provide you all with something OTHER than my old drinking stories, brushes with the law, pigeon porn, or visits to the brothels to read the menus.
Which you probably prefer anyway.
This time the whale watching cruises were canceled due to really choppy water and big winds.
Probably best for me, and you…
I get seasick.
It wouldn’t have been very funny. Or maybe it would have.
 Middle of Nowhere But we’ll never know.
Instead, I went to Casa de Something For Everyone, in Hollister, California. It’s in the middle of Nowhere. Really pretty Nowhere, with lots of green farms separated by green farms.
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By Kernut, on May 1st, 2010%
Me, to the bartender, “I’d like a carafe of Margaritas, salt the rim of the carafe, and stick a straw in it.” . . . → Read More: 18 With A Fake ID
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