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Monthly Archives: May 2010

The Plane to Spain, part 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 30, 2010 by KernutJune 6, 2010

This is part 2 of my trip to Spain. (Part 1 in the series is here: The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…) Advance apologies for the length and rantiness of this post. I promise the next will just be about my adventures and impressions of Spain. When we left off… … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating, Random Rants, Reviews, Travel | Tagged Rants, Spain, Travel

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 28, 2010 by KernutAugust 21, 2010

This kind of weirdness permeated the entire trip. Permeated it like a thick black tar. Not unlike the crap washing ashore in Louisiana and Santa Barbara right this moment: That oil-drilling residue tar that just sticks to you and is damn near impossible to remove. Ever have that shit stuck on your feet? It’s hella hard to get off.

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Posted in Adventures, Dating, International Incident, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged Dating, Panic Shmanic, Spain, Travel

Questions and Answers

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 27, 2010 by KernutMay 27, 2010

I apologize for not responding sooner, but Formspring, the maker of the comment box on the right, didn’t notify me I had emails! *sigh* Apparently, this has been going on for a while with other members, too, and there is no plan to fix the issue. ??? Disclaimer: I make … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Q&A, Who cares | Tagged Q&A

Panic Much? FEAR = F*ck Everything And Run

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 26, 2010 by KernutOctober 9, 2010

It’s like trying to reason with a lizard… that’s the part of the brain that’s active in times like these. Just try to tell a lizard what to do. Let me know how that goes.

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Posted in Panic Much, Random Rants | Tagged Panic Shmanic, Rants

14 Signs You’re Over 40

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 25, 2010 by KernutOctober 18, 2012

We interrupt the regularly scheduled post to bring you… well, this. First, let me just say I did not write this. I wish I had, but I didn’t. The following was sent via email by a friend… If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious. When I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Humor, Life

Dating Advice From The Unqualified

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 23, 2010 by KernutMay 27, 2010

Here are 5 Dating Tips…

1. Coffee dates are the kiss of death.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating, Good manners, Single

An Exploration of the Senses

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 16, 2010 by KernutMay 16, 2010

Car Shows, Riding on a Harley, Fried Artichokes, and fresh, hot Cinnamon Rolls! What an amazing weekend it’s been! I’ve been out showing my friend from Meeneesooota the sights and it’s been an tour of the senses. That’s partly why I haven’t been around much. Like anyone’s noticed. (I can’t … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Beaches, Single and Loving It, Travel | Tagged Adventures, Beaches, Life, Travel

We Say ‘Dude’ In These Here Parts

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 11, 2010 by KernutMay 9, 2012

I’m fascinated by linguistics, especially the colloquialisms specific to a certain region. We all have them, and those little words can give an indication of where you grew up, or lived for many years. Also when you grew up. A friend is visiting from Minnesota. He’s never been to California … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Humor, That's How We Roll | Tagged California, Things That Make you Go Huh

Casa de Something For Everyone

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 4, 2010 by KernutMay 4, 2010

Today’s post is more pictorial than blog, and therefore good for those of you who buy magazines for the pictures, and not the stories. Uh hem. Once again this week I tried to go on the whale watching cruise. You know, so I can provide you all with something OTHER … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Reviews, Travel | Tagged Travel

18 With A Fake ID

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 1, 2010 by KernutApril 1, 2016

Me, to the bartender, “I’d like a carafe of Margaritas, salt the rim of the carafe, and stick a straw in it.”

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Posted in My Crazy Childhood, Trouble, Who cares | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, TMI, Trouble

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