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Monthly Archives: April 2010

Drinking and Smoking: My Childhood Memories

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2010 by KernutApril 28, 2010

I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Criminal Acts, My Crazy Childhood, TMI, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, WTF?

Random Things I Found Funny This Week

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 25, 2010 by KernutOctober 11, 2010

My Blog is a Guilty Pleasure Pepperidge Farm Doesn’t Understand Me UPS Hires Basketball Players My Gift: Some Assembly, and Transportation, Required Google Searches Confuse Me, and Others (Really, I’ve got nothing. And sometimes Google has nothing, too.) A friend emailed me the other day to tell he how much … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Random Rants, Who cares | Tagged I Got Nothing, random

The Anniversary of My 27th Birthday, Council Chambers in the Toilet, and More Pigeon Porn

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 19, 2010 by KernutMay 1, 2010

For the Anniversary of my 27th Birthday, I had plans for a lovely three-day weekend: A trip on a boat, a massage and dinner with a friend and, most especially, birthday nookie. Birthday nookie is important. Everyone should get birthday nookie. It should be a requirement. It is if you’re … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Beaches, The Birds and The Bees | Tagged Beaches

The Birds, The Bees, and Pigeon Porn

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2010 by KernutMay 10, 2010

Then I see something interestingly familiar… the male starts slowly inching towards the female.

Male: Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait….

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Animals, Dating, The Birds and The Bees | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it, The Birds and The Bees

Cat-ass-trophe

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 14, 2010 by KernutApril 22, 2010

I am owned by a cat. Those of you who know me well know Checkers, The Kibble Wrangler, is my world. MY. WORLD. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. Love me, love the cat. It’s a package deal. Now that we’ve established that, realize that she can do little … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Family, Humor, TMI | Tagged Animals, Cats, TMI

4-Hour Workweek by Tim Ferriss

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 11, 2010 by KernutApril 11, 2010

In The 4-Hour Workweek Tim Ferriss gives a specific internet business model ANYONE CAN IMPLEMENT. He explains each step in very simple terms, and includes contact information for his preferred vendors and services.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Adventures, Jobs I Had | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk, Reviews

Workforced.com – We are not alone!

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 3, 2010 by KernutApril 11, 2010

Workforced.com – This Office Doesn’t Work People, I’ve found a fellow cube-dweller and sufferer of my cube-shaped bit of hell. My heart it full. While stalking perusing one of my favorite blogs, Midget Man of Steel’s Mental Poo, I read his interview with Don Joe from Workforced.com. Comic GENIUS – … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Humor, Jobs I Had, Reviews | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk

Penny and The Attack of The Killer Bees

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 2, 2010 by KernutApril 11, 2010

The Time Penny Was Attacked by The Killer Bees When I was a delinquent young teenager in Capitola, I had some friends with whom I regularly got into trouble had adventures. (See: My First Brush With The Law). One of the places we would regularly go to find trouble was … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Criminal Acts, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Adventures, Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Humor, Trouble

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